7 am and my lifes over :(

NoobCannon · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:26

Just dropped an 1ltr bottle of isopropyl alcohol onto the parquet Floor in the kitchen. It promptly melted all the varnish off the floor.

missus is still in bed. Do i just pack my bags and leave now?

xb8browney · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:30

Ouch, my thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

Diddums · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:35

Put a corpse over it. She'll never notice.

NoobCannon · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:43

Is just getting worse as it dries

Raikiri · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:44

Act as surprised as her when you see it, it's your only chance.

Nitefly · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:46

It... was a ghost! A big spooky one!

marc2003 · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:46

Do you have a dog or small child you can start shouting at for "barging in to you" as you were opening it?

Josh · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:47

Run dude, far and fast!

peige · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:48

Lucky the weather is calming down, it won't be so hard in the spare room. Friday too so a chance to get beer on the way home and enjoy a film on the small tv.

sigma · 26 Jun 2020 at 07:53

You need to add more chemicals to it to get rid of the IPA, I’ve heard that urine is ideal for this scenario.

Greebo · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:12

Ketchup and mustard will neutralise the IPA, get spreading liberally before she gets up.

Diddums · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:16

This is what happens when you skive off work.

Stu999 · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:17

I thought this was going to be something really bad. Wash it off?

Stumble Bum · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:18

I can't believe your missus was sleep walking last night and knocked 1 litre of isopropyl alcohol onto the parquet Floor. You should let her know how annoyed you are when she wakes up.

PiKe · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:18

Stu999 said:
I thought this was going to be something really bad. Wash it off?

I don't think you understand how IPA works.

Stu999 · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:19

PiKe said:
I don't think you understand how IPA works.

I thought it would have just evaporated in that situation TBH.

Dyson · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:21

Run out and treat her to a nice new rug!

xb8browney · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:28

Quickly make her breakfast in bed and then slip and drop it on said floor.

Mobius 1 · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:29

Stu999 said:
I thought it would have just evaporated in that situation TBH.

If left in a puddle it evaporates fairly slowly.

Avathar77 · 26 Jun 2020 at 08:36

What were you doing with a 1l bottle of isopropyl alcohol at 7am in the morning?