7 am and my lifes over :(

[Diddums]

What were you doing with a 1l bottle of isopropyl alcohol at 7am in the morning?

Cleaning the floor.

 

[NoobCannon]

If left in a puddle it evaporates fairly slowly.

no choice but to let it dry as it was. Didnt want spread it around any more attempting to dry it out.

 

[NoobCannon]

What were you doing with a 1l bottle of isopropyl alcohol at 7am in the morning?

believe it or not. Moving it off the side so the kids wouldnt knock it over

 

[glenimp617]

Buy a new kitchen

 

[Uther]

She wanted a new floor though yeah? So you've done her a favour really.

 

[Stu999]

What were you doing with a 1l bottle of isopropyl alcohol at 7am in the morning?

Destroying the evidence...

 

[Mobius 1]

no choice but to let it dry as it was. Didnt want spread it around any more attempting to dry it out.

Tough call. Looks like you’re gonna have to Unfortunately re-varnish your floor.

 

[PiKe]

If left in a puddle it evaporates fairly slowly.

It's not about it evaporating, it's about it dissolving the varnish and/or floor because it's a strong solvent.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Don't worry I cleaned it up for you, she will never tell now..

Spoiler: Cleaned up

 

[Haggisman]

Tell her you thought you saw a coronavirus and were looking out for the health of the family.

Failing that, tell her you've decided to go for the "shabby chic" look which is apparently in fashion these days

 

[Wyrdo]

RIP - thoughts and prayers to you

 

[Mobius 1]

It's not about it evaporating, it's about it dissolving the varnish and/or floor because it's a strong solvent.

I know. I have like 3 25ltr barrels of it here next to me. Edit. At work, not at home

 

[Dis86]

RIP Sleep well, sweet prince.

 

[Ayahuasca]

It's ovah

 

[DB_SamX]

Run out and treat her to a nice new rug!

 

[CaptainRAVE]

You are so screwed.

 

[Mrwong]

You still alive?

 

[tom_e]

Buy a new wife

It's the only option, you'll never be allowed to live this down.

 

[timmy222]

Easy way out, tell her a giant spider was roaming the kitchen floor and you tried battling with it using the sweeping brush, but it was huge and started to get the better of you.
In desperation you threw the liquid onto the monster which caused it to flee out side and your heroic actions saved the family.You clearly acted in the best interest of your kin.

 

[BennyC]

Start a fire.