7 am and my lifes over :(

[timmy222]

Start a fire.

Lol.

 

[Theophany]

Forget it Jake, it's Isopropyltown.

 

[NoobCannon]

Well. Im still alive.

The missis has seen it, wasn't as bad as i thought. She looked and just went back upstairs. Lots of banging around tho (packing?)

came down just now and im gonna be looking at check a trade for a tiler now apparently.

 

[Nasher]

We can photoshop it.

 

[wolfie138]

just as she's getting up, storm into the bedroom and say "you'll never guess what one of the kids has done...!"

 

[mid_gen]

Good opportunity to strip and revarnish it, needs doing occasionally on parquet anyway!

 

[Ryan-3]

Don't spread it, unless you would like for more floor to be damaged. You're going to have to replace all of the flooring that has been damaged, a submerging of IPA will tear that apart even if it doesn't look bad now.

Mind you, if she's pretending to not be super annoyed, going off most women, you've probably just accelerated her plans to replace that bit of floor with something she prefers. But she's still annoyed at you. How reckless.

 

[Mobius 1]

Well. Im still alive.

The missis has seen it, wasn't as bad as i thought. She looked and just went back upstairs. Lots of banging around tho (packing?)

came down just now and im gonna be looking at check a trade for a tiler now apparently.

Packing ?? Best Get booking into a premier inn

 

[Tom_ed1987]

Just sand it down & revarnish it bro - £5 of materials & 30mins of sweating & it will look fine.

 

[Dyson]

Don't worry I cleaned it up for you, she will never tell now..

Spoiler: Cleaned up

Perfect! OP, just show her this pic

 

[UTmaniac]

KLF is gonna rock you!

 

[elrasho]

Its just some flooring no one got hurt :/

 

[Martynt74]

Perfect! OP, just show her this pic

Print it out on A3 and stick it to the floor?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Don't spread it, unless you would like for more floor to be damaged. You're going to have to replace all of the flooring that has been damaged, a submerging of IPA will tear that apart even if it doesn't look bad now.

Mind you, if she's pretending to not be super annoyed, going off most women, you've probably just accelerated her plans to replace that bit of floor with something she prefers. But she's still annoyed at you. How reckless.

OP will upload CCTV footage of his wife smearing butter over the IPA bottle later.

 

[FireTwo]

I hear peanut butter works smooth kind not the crunchy

 

[stockhausen]

@Feek has an excellent thread on (more accptable) drinking suggestions - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/t...e-drinking-on-a-friday-night-thread.18856677/

 

[Slam62]

Spread it over the whole floor?

 

[Bickaxe]

You should have covered the entire floor so it wouldn't look out of place.

 

[sanaxe1]

Just tell her there was a Corona cluster in the kitchen. It has now been dealt with.

 

[sanaxe1]

Depending on if it's going to cost a lot you could probably claim it on the insurance.