7 am and my lifes over :(

[Dis86]

I'd count whole grain in with the french... I'm no mustard expert mind you.

Interesting mustard fact;

French mustard is English.

 

[Vince]

Interesting mustard fact;

French mustard is English.

Mind is blown... It's too much, you see I said I wasn't an authority on mustard. What is this magic?

 

[Dirk Diggler]

6 pager and not one request for photos of the wife. This place is finished.

 

[Minusorange]

This is easily solved by catching spiders and putting them on the floor to scare the wife away

 

[arknor]

no its real wood parquet. But its laid in squares.

dont ask me i didnt put it down lol, theres loads of it spare in the garage.

its this stuff.

https://woodflooringsupplies.co.uk/oak-parquet-flooring-tiles

who ever mentioned that it would just accelerate her plans to replace the floor was completly right tho as all ive heard all day is “i didnt like that floor anyway” and “lets just replace the whole thing now”

ahh google says there's solid wood parquet the real deal and then theres "engineered parquet" which is the tiles.

seems expensive for those tiles, wonder how much real parquet costs then I'm assuming it takes forever to lay and costs a small fortune.

my old apartment had it in all rooms apart from the bathroom and kitchen, was a bit old looking if you didn't clean it regular but anytime you did give it a going over with the magic shiner stuff it looked fantastic and almost like new even though iit actually had quite a few scuff marks and scratches

 

[Deleted member 77746]

6 pager and not one request for photos of the wife. This place is finished.

Toodle pip, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[MrRockliffe]

believe it or not. Moving it off the side so the kids wouldnt knock it over

 

[MrRockliffe]

I know. I have like 3 25ltr barrels of it here next to me. Edit. At work, not at home

That edit was crucial to your post

 

[LoadsaMoney]

6 pager and not one request for photos of the wife. This place is finished.

Bunch of slackers!

who ever mentioned that it would just accelerate her plans to replace the floor was completly right tho as all ive heard all day is “i didnt like that floor anyway” and “lets just replace the whole thing now”

 

[Diagro]

Acetone is better isn’t it

Not a fan.

 

[wildman]

Acetone is better isn’t it

Ethyl Ethanoate is where it's at

 

[red eye]

Just dropped an 1ltr bottle of isopropyl alcohol onto the parquet Floor in the kitchen. It promptly melted all the varnish.
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Quickly sand and varnish, if she catches you just say you wanted to surprise her