7 am and my lifes over :(

[Avathar77]

I hear peanut butter works smooth kind not the crunchy

on the floor or the wife?

 

[Stu999]

I hear peanut butter works smooth kind not the crunchy

What about Nutella?

 

[Diddums]

Good opportunity to strip and revarnish it, needs doing occasionally on parquet anyway!

This. And stick a Union Flag on it whilst you're at it.

 

[Diddums]

I hear peanut butter works smooth kind not the crunchy

Depends on the dog.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Good opportunity to strip and revarnish it, needs doing occasionally on parquet anyway!

Why does he need to be naked to revarnish it?

 

[peterwalkley]

Depending on if it's going to cost a lot you could probably claim it on the insurance.

His wife is checking the life insurance and getting patio quotes.

 

[snips86x]

If that's all you have to worry about, I think you'll be fine lol

 

[Dis86]

This. And stick a Union Flag on it whilst you're at it.

Ingurland ingerland!

 

[413x]

on the floor or the wife?

We don't judge fetishes here!

 

[McstylisT]

Think it’s just one of those costly painful accidents bud. Just say the magic word ten times daily for the next 25 years and she mayyyy forgive you.

I guess it depends on the woman. My mrs would probably take 40 years to get over it.

 

[Greebo]

Think it’s just one of those costly painful accidents bud. Just say the magic word ten times daily for the next 25 years and she mayyyy forgive you.

I guess it depends on the woman. My mrs would probably take 40 years to get over it.

She will, without a doubt, bring the floor up in around 20 years times when you are having an argument about something else.

 

[Diagro]

I bet that smelled amazing.

I have found I enjoy the smell of Isopropyl... Give it a good sniff. Gets you giddy.

Perfect way to start the day.


*I don't suggest you all start abusing solvants.

 

[sigma]

Depends on the dog.

That’s a bit disrespectful to the OP

 

[sigma]

I bet that smelled amazing.

I have found I enjoy the smell of Isopropyl... Give it a good sniff. Gets you giddy.

Perfect way to start the day.


*I don't suggest you all start abusing solvants.

Acetone is better isn’t it

 

[Hades]

You are so screwed.

or probably not for the next few months

 

[Avathar77]

Why does he need to be naked to revarnish it?

We don't judge fetishes here!

What he said^

 

[NoobCannon]

Knew gd was the right place to post about my misfortune lol

surprised no ones suggested some random name change. We've had photoshops and everything else!

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Depending on if it's going to cost a lot you could probably claim it on the insurance.

Don't do that. You now have a thread with evidence. Unless OP has accidental.

 

[Hades]

Knew gd was the right place to post about my misfortune lol

surprised no ones suggested some random name change. We've had photoshops and everything else!

Hey mods!

 

[Marky]

It’ll probably be cooler sleeping on the sofa anyways I guess