7 am and my lifes over :(

Blimey, I read the thread title and thought you'd been served mushy peas with your morning full English!

Glad to see it's not as serious.
 
You could have told her that someone pood through your letterbox (probably some scallywag from the ocuk forum), and that said turd knocked over the bottle of alcohol.
 
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Just go over it with a hairdryer and it will disappear. If that doesnt work fire as others have already stated is the only option.
 
LOAM said:
Surely it could have been sponged up and dried. Will it not then sand and re-laquer?
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Nah ipa leaves a residue and eats into the lacquer a hairdryer will hide it almost certainly. I know this as I spilled a bottle over our table in the dining room which is oak and has a laquer stain type affair going on. Hairdryer is what I used and you would never know :D
 
NoobCannon said:
Just dropped an 1ltr bottle of isopropyl alcohol onto the parquet Floor in the kitchen. It promptly melted all the varnish off the floor.


missus is still in bed. Do i just pack my bags and leave now?
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Don't worry,given she was still in bed at least you didn't use the isopropyl alcohol for anything really sinister, she'll appreciate that I'm sure. :):p
 
arknor said:
It's not real parquet though? it's tiles that look like it?

shouldn't real parquet all be seamless not tile shaped or it defeats the point surely?
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no its real wood parquet. But its laid in squares.

dont ask me i didnt put it down lol, theres loads of it spare in the garage.

its this stuff.

https://woodflooringsupplies.co.uk/oak-parquet-flooring-tiles

who ever mentioned that it would just accelerate her plans to replace the floor was completly right tho as all ive heard all day is “i didnt like that floor anyway” and “lets just replace the whole thing now”
 
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NoobCannon said:
no its real wood parquet. But its laid in squares.

dont ask me i didnt put it down lol, theres loads of it spare in the garage.

its this stuff.

https://woodflooringsupplies.co.uk/oak-parquet-flooring-tiles

who ever mentioned that it would just accelerate her plans to replace the floor was completly right tho as all ive heard all day is “i didnt like that floor anyway” and “lets just replace the whole thing now”
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I've said it once I'll say it again, check the bottle for butter or other lubricants, your wife gone done Keyser Soze'd you.
 
NoobCannon said:
no its real wood parquet. But its laid in squares.

dont ask me i didnt put it down lol, theres loads of it spare in the garage.

its this stuff.

https://woodflooringsupplies.co.uk/oak-parquet-flooring-tiles

who ever mentioned that it would just accelerate her plans to replace the floor was completly right tho as all ive heard all day is “i didnt like that floor anyway” and “lets just replace the whole thing now”
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Was the lid loose and the bottle covered in goose fat?
 
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