£720 lighter ;)

kwerk said:
My windows have a latch on them which releases them from the jamb and I can tilt them back and clean them myself HAR HAR!

like this:

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Holy ****, bye bye window cleaner's business! I'm gettin me some of those!

EDIT: Also came in expecting diamond encrusted zippo.
 
The best thing about window cleaners switching to the telescopic poles, is that you're no longer caught on the toilet having a dump with the window open a crack and panic when the clatter of the ladder rattles under the window sill.
 
Ewaf said:
Holy ****, bye bye window cleaner's business! I'm gettin me some of those!

EDIT: Also came in expecting diamond encrusted zippo.
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They look good on paper but if you need to clean your windows any time in the winter it's a real pain. In fact, cleaning them any time runs the risk of extreme carpet staining. Maybe it's because I live in the city, but the windows here get covered in black crud from the diesel cars outside and it's a faff to clean. Not to mention in a small flat if the windows open inwards (mine do but are hinged on the sides), you need a lot of space inside as well as outside. Those look easier than what I have (which are all about 4ft square windows!).

EDIT: I need a window cleaner.
 
Brian8bit said:
The best thing about window cleaners switching to the telescopic poles, is that you're no longer caught on the toilet having a dump with the window open a crack and panic when the clatter of the ladder rattles under the window sill.
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HAHA - I remember, saying **** me what is that smell once. All i got was a "sorry" from the house. Didn't knock for payment.

Most awkward moment has to be when i was collecting years ago.

Lady said come in, and i walked in and the smell of the room was just the pure smell of sweat and sex. Another woman came bouncing in topless, that was awkward!
 
BringTheRain said:
Most awkward moment has to be when i was collecting years ago.

Lady said come in, and i walked in and the smell of the room was just the pure smell of sweat and sex. Another woman came bouncing in topless, that was awkward!
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1. Were they hot?
2. Did you extend your pole?
3. Actually, don't want to know #2

I think that's still family friendly :p

How awkward!

I really have no fun stories from when I was working. Not much happens in PC repair shops :(

EDIT: Except for regularly finding 'questionable' content on peoples PC (not looking for it obv, but wallpaper etc). Hard to look them in the eye after you've removed their spyware. Some is so questionable even the authorities have been notified. Apparently it wasn't that bad.
 
alex24 said:
1. Were they hot?
2. Did you extend your pole?
3. Actually, don't want to know #2

I think that's still family friendly :p

How awkward!

I really have no fun stories from when I was working. Not much happens in PC repair shops :(
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The owner was kinda hot, but she was a police dog handler. So she was well built, not butch. Could tell she had some muscles :*(

The other one, i cant remember. I still see the owner every now and then. Always raises a smile :D
 
Valentino said:
My window cleaner isn't a pussy and uses a ladder and does the whole house (4 bed detached) for a fiver.
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I don't mind using ladders, not scared at all. Even after a fall.

But a decent traditional guy will earn £30-£40 per hour

WFP user can earn £60 per hour. And still achieve that in the afternoon or in rain :)
 
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