A man went to see his doctor...

Another guy goes to his doctor.

"Doctor, my manhood has turned orange - I'm terrified"

"Well", says the doctor, "it could be stress I suppose. Do you have any problems at home, with your wife or girlfriend? Any grief from the missus?

"No, I'm happily single and really don't hav any grief at home"

"Hmm...What about work then? DO you have a stressful job?"

"I don't work, haven't for years" Says the man.

"So you don't work and don't have a partner to deal with, what the hell do you do all day???" asks the dotor...

"Eat Wotsits and watch porn, why?"...
 
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