A man went to see his doctor...
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Soldato
Aaaaaaaand now its gone downhill.
Caporegime
Lock imminent.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
They're not falling for that one again.
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haha! that couldnt have been told more wrong if you tried
correction {what to 9 out of 10 people enjoy most }
cue answer
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Associate
haha! that couldnt have been told more wrong if you tried
correction {what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy most }
cue answer
Soldato
Duke's is brilliant 
ahahahahahaahaha - that's awesome.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Paedophiles are ***** immature *********.
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Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says
"Can I please have a kitkat chunky".
The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.
"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat ****"
So I pushed her over.
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Paedophiles are ***** immature *********.
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Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says
"Can I please have a kitkat chunky".
The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.
"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat ****"
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
Caporegime
Ha ha brilliant joke thread
Tempted to re-post my Mark Speight one, i actually love it!
I saw him once hanging around Paddington Station.
Caporegime
Soldato
nice thread. Duke's post is stellar
