A man went to see his doctor...

OK here's one:

A man in a library storms up to the librarians counter and screams:

"I'LL HAVE A BIG MAC, LARGE FRIES AND LARGE COKE"

The librarian angrily responds, "Do You mind? This is a Library!"

"SORRY" the man says, then whispers "I'll have a big mac, large fries and a large coke"
 
bbspeed said:
why are aspirins white

because they work
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Tefal said:
If you really need to ask that you should probbably call social services to make sure you get your evening meal :)
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Well, I'm guessing it's some racist thing, but if that's the case, then surely it should be:

Why do aspirins work?
Because they're white.

If the intention of the joke is racist, then bbspeed is a racist and a retard who doesn't understand which way cause and effect works.
 
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vonhelmet said:
If the intention of the joke is racist, then bbspeed is a racist and a retard who doesn't understand which way cause and effect works.
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Indeed the joke is written wrong but, jumping to OMGZZZZ RACISMS!!!!!1111 is just as retarded, racist jokes are often funny, just like jokes that mock nationality, religion, gender,hair colour etc etc.


Or should we have a go at all the people who have made Irish, blond, and woman jokes.
 
Tefal said:
Indeed the joke is written wrong but, jumping to OMGZZZZ RACISMS!!!!!1111 is just as retarded, racist jokes are often funny, just like jokes that mock nationality, religion, gender,hair colour etc etc.

Or should we have a go at all the people who have made Irish, blond, and woman jokes.
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If they're funny and intelligent, then that's usually fair enough. This joke is neither.
 
vonhelmet said:
Well, I'm guessing it's some racist thing, but if that's the case, then surely it should be:

Why do aspirins work?
Because they're white.

If the intention of the joke is racist, then bbspeed is a racist and a retard who doesn't understand which way cause and effect works.
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im sure there are people who value your opinion
fortunately im not one of them :p
 
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she".
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