A single nuclear weapon has “gone missing”

badcompany · 3 May 2012 at 22:24

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/04/30/raw-reports-nuclear-threat-from-germany/

A nuclear weapon that wasn’t supposed to exist, a single 500 kiloton hydrogen bomb, one of four being tracked, was seen being loaded at the German port of Bemerhaven, Germany.

The groups assisting in what we were informed was a counter-terrorism surveillance operation were the American NSA, British MI 6, the Office of Naval Intelligence and the British Royal Navy. The “device” was loaded onto a Germany built “Dolphin” submarine and left the harbour doing 7.5 knots.

Squeaky bum time?

Is this true or BS? I hope its BS to be honest.

Woden · 3 May 2012 at 22:25

****ing parcelforce!

Jokester · 3 May 2012 at 22:27

Yeah, I hope they've got insurance and not declared it a "gift".

dirtychinchilla · 3 May 2012 at 22:27

Woden said:
****ing parcelforce!

hahahahahahahaha

badcompany · 3 May 2012 at 22:27

RomanNose · 3 May 2012 at 22:28

I HAVE BEEN FOILED, NOOOO.

Cleeecooo · 3 May 2012 at 22:29

Woden said:
****ing parcelforce!

D D Danneh · 3 May 2012 at 22:29

Got mixed up with a dell monitor, perhaps?

Unicorn · 3 May 2012 at 22:30

I don't know what i just read :/

Ricochet J · 3 May 2012 at 22:30

I really doubt such a thing has occurred. A nuclear bomb isn't like a set of car keys. You don't just lose a nuclear bomb.

Stringent controls and measures are always in place with anything that has the words "nuclear" and "bomb" in it.

VaderDSL · 3 May 2012 at 22:30

Jokester said:
Yeah, I hope they've got insurance and not declared it a "gift".

Unfortunately nuclear weapons are prohibited by the delivery T&Cs and thusly are not eligible for insurance.

[TW]Fox · 3 May 2012 at 22:31

■The submarine in question may or may not be one Germany is giving to Israel, this one with a “special enhancement” which, as we had questioned earlier, might be used against Iran, the United Kingdom or United States.

So Germany might have given Israel a nuclear weapon they then might use against us.

Seems totally legit.

Hatter The Mad · 3 May 2012 at 22:31

There are lots of missing nukes. This is particulary big, though

Soundood · 3 May 2012 at 22:31

Woden said:
****ing parcelforce!

at least you could track it

Narj · 3 May 2012 at 22:32

Ricochet J said:
I really doubt such a thing has occurred. A nuclear bomb isn't like a set of car keys. You don't just lose a nuclear bomb.

Stringent controls and measures are always in place with anything that has the words "nuclear" and "bomb" in it.

Ahem... Nuclear "material" has gone missing in the past, so I'm not so sure.

It's obviously being shipped off to the Nazi Moon Base.

Lopéz · 3 May 2012 at 22:32

Things don't go missing in transit. Fact.

RomanNose · 3 May 2012 at 22:33

Nuclear stuff is scary, you only need to ingest about 6 micro grams of Uranium to die.

Jokester · 3 May 2012 at 22:34

tuned down to 100 kt, perhaps to pass off as another plane crash.

Yeah, because a 100kt nuclear blast could pass as another plane crash.

Unicorn · 3 May 2012 at 22:34

Next week when it arrives in NK And they attempt to launch there next "satellite" be worried america

Art · 3 May 2012 at 22:34

This seems to be an indication that some authority within Britain seems to have gone rogue, certainly the Thames Valley Police, possibly the Home Office and we can’t help but want to take a long hard look at David Cameron and his many mysterious meetings with Rupert Murdoch, the “not very Australian” ultra-nationalist/Likudist Israeli who stands somewhat accused of endless criminal acts or perhaps not.

The enormous leaps of logic there are hilarious.