A test review...

Ampeg · 8 Jan 2011 at 14:54

Nitefly said:
You might as well be reviewing having a fap

I expertly held my penis at a 45 degree angle, as I finished I made an extended groaning noise, it was nice

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Kavalree · 28 May 2011 at 10:47

Ok, I would like to add something to this.

I tried a bottle of Corona Extra last night, it cost me £1.29 for a bottle from Bargain Booze. Very crisp and refreshing taste, slightly different from other lagers. Nothing special at all.

Also tried a bottle of Depserados, VERY VERY nice, comes in at £1.79 a bottle. It is 'beer mixed with Tequila' and tastes absolutely amazing. Lovely crisp refreshing taste, topped off with the hint of tequila in there. Very Very tasty drink.

Cosimo · 28 May 2011 at 11:01

Jaffa_Far said:
Ok, I would like to add something to this.

Have your plans for a review site not got any further?

Azza · 28 May 2011 at 11:28

Couldn't remember where I recognised your name from when you made that horrendous tattoo thread but now I do.

This is all starting to make sense now.

Efour · 28 May 2011 at 11:38

hahahahaha

love it you are a comedy genius, you just don't know it or do 99.9% of your readers.

Bloomfield · 28 May 2011 at 12:39

Wow, excellent reviews there man, I could literally taste the lagers just by reading the review.

If I was you I'd quit my job immediatly and become a reviewer, there's no way you'll fail!

randomshenans · 28 May 2011 at 13:42

lol Fosters review? Any of these tbh... just seems a bit low grade...

Bennie-Mac · 28 May 2011 at 16:50

Jaffa_Far said:
Ok, I would like to add something to this.

I tried a bottle of Corona Extra last night, it cost me £1.29 for a bottle from Bargain Booze. Very crisp and refreshing taste, slightly different from other lagers. Nothing special at all.

Also tried a bottle of Depserados, VERY VERY nice, comes in at £1.79 a bottle. It is 'beer mixed with Tequila' and tastes absolutely amazing. Lovely crisp refreshing taste, topped off with the hint of tequila in there. Very Very tasty drink.

MAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stop reviewing. But if you do continue to review, try going for more uncommon beers and ales from local brewerys, and do a more detailed review of at least a paragraph. No more reviewing urine you can buy in any shop, its like a food critic reviewing the Big Mac he had from Mcdonalds.