Advice from dad...

30 minutes! Crikey.

I'm not sure why, but I prefer going for a number two at work as well. That said, I don't often spend more than two or three minutes at a time parking my breakfast.
 
Kill two birds with one stone by reading a book whilst breaking one off. Be careful though - i'm banned from my local Waterstones.
 
Advice to my sister's about boyfriends:

"It's not what is in the front pocket, it's what's in the back pocket that counts!"

Neither of 'em paid any attention though :p
 
pretty much ever toilet where i work (and its a very..very big place) has magazines in them, fhm/nuts/zoo/bizarre or the daily papers. Nothing like having a 20minute poo break to read the news :D


actually...i could do with one now.. yah ^_^
 
I made a thread on this topic ages ago and it got deleted. Was a successful thread as well I thought and I got no reason as to why it had been deleted. The mods I emailed just ignored me :(

Anyway.

Yes... taking a dump at work is awesome. (Only because we have clean toilets) I go at least twice a day.

What I hate though is, we have a block of 4 cubicles including 1 disabled. They are all empty and you go in the one next to the disabled (the one on the end) and then someone else comes in and sits in the one RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! :eek:

Go in the one at the far end you clot!! :mad:

:p
 
Jez said:
I don't follow this logic at all, time spent in the loo is surely the same anywhere you spend it. Surely he would be rather better simply getting the job done, and then going home to take the poo in the comfort of his own home.
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I think it depends if you work 9-6 on the dot, not a minute extra work. And you don't give a **** about your work, then yes it is equivalent to getting paid to dump. But if that is ot the case then ou just prolong your work day.
 
Well, I manage my own workload normally but I work a 7.42hr / 37hr week (**** unpaid overtime!). If my task isn't finished by knocking off time (flexi rules!) then it''l still be there in the morning.

So yeah, taking a dump at work rocks!
 
Ricochet J said:
Sound advice. To add to that, always keep spare bog roll in your penis and pencil draw!
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That's how I read it :(

But i would not take a dump at work, I mean seriously, people pee all over the seats and everything and you go sit on it!

I never need to take a dump during the day anyway, always at night or in the morning :p
 
IT contractors (like me) have always lived by this rule. Never ever **** in your own time! Or look for other contracts. Or have lunch.

Theres loads of things contractors never do in the own time...You always bill the client no matter what youre doing. :)
 
peterattheboro said:
I made a thread on this topic ages ago and it got deleted. Was a successful thread as well I thought and I got no reason as to why it had been deleted. The mods I emailed just ignored me :(

Anyway.

Yes... taking a dump at work is awesome. (Only because we have clean toilets) I go at least twice a day.

What I hate though is, we have a block of 4 cubicles including 1 disabled. They are all empty and you go in the one next to the disabled (the one on the end) and then someone else comes in and sits in the one RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! :eek:

Go in the one at the far end you clot!! :mad:

:p
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you mean trap 3 you go in?
you realise that statistically the 3rd trap is the most used and therefore the dirtiest? trap 1 is the cleanest.
 
Morba said:
you mean trap 3 you go in?
you realise that statistically the 3rd trap is the most used and therefore the dirtiest? trap 1 is the cleanest.
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We do actually work in a nice office and the toilets are normally clean. Apart from the boggies that have started to appear on the walls :confused:

Trap 3 could be the most used but I believe I was first in at quarter to 9 this morning so it was nice and clean :)

I like this office as it's well kept and people do seem to have respect for each other.
 
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