Advice from dad...

No this bit,

"I would be uncomfortable for the rest of the day knowing that I sat on a dirty toilet seat."
 
A touch of OCD to the OP... I think you need help..

Either your toilets are used by apes or you have some issues that need looking into
 
I don't follow this logic at all, time spent in the loo is surely the same anywhere you spend it. Surely he would be rather better simply getting the job done, and then going home to take the poo in the comfort of his own home.

I dont get paid when Im at home :confused:
 
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