** ALLOY ALLOY! WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN?! COMPETITION **

[NikTheSHNIK]

Hi guys,

I've got one of the brand spanking new, first ever HyperX keyboards, the "Alloy FPS" up for grabs worth £99.95.

Easy to enter this one, everybody post in the thread and we will use a random number generator to pick an entrant at random. Anybody double posting before the deadline will be automatically removed from the competition!

To make things a bit more interesting only posts containing a joke/funny pic or video will be considered.

The competition will close on Sunday 06/11/16 at 23:59 and we will announce the winner on Monday

Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favour...

HyperX Alloy FPS Mechanical Gaming Keyboard - Cherry MX Blue @ £99.95 inc VAT https://www.overclockers.co.uk/hype...gaming-keyboard-cherry-mx-blue-kb-000-hx.html



Cherry MX Blue Switches, FPS Optimised, Durable Steel Frame, RED LED Backlight, Detachable Braided USB Cable, LAN Party Carry Bag Included

Only £99.95 inc VAT.

ORDER NOW

 

[snips86x]

We would like to apologise for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!

 

[The1nonly1]

Why does Peter Pan also fly... Because he Neverlands

 

[prjwebb]

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal!

 

[Marky]

A mathematician comes home drunk from the bar at 3AM. His wife comes down fuming.
"What time do you call this?! You SWORE to me that you'd be home by 11:45!"

"No," he slurred, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12"


Thanks for the comp! Good luck to all!

 

[lego]

Why shouldn't men wear Russian underwear?

Because chernobyl fallout

 

[Psypher5]

Obligatory first joke on google:

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

 

[scrivz69]

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

 

[subbytna]

Horse walks into a bar, barman asks "Why the long face?"

 

[esoteric]

It really is an ace looking keyboard, I probably even said so in the launch thread.

Wife: I feel horrible, I look fat, old and ugly. I really need a compliment.
Husband: Your eyesight is perfect.

 

[ED209]

You should all get banned for the poor jokes!.

Keyboard doesn't seem too bad either, currently using a Razer DeathStalker keyboard which is doing me well.

 

[Darkman]

Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don’t work.


I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard

 

[Haggisman]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

...

.....

.......

None!

(probably only works if you know your history )

 

[Bantu]

Chemistry Joke:
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

 

[Kidge]

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?







Tequila

 

[Pulseammo]

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff: Ba Dum Tsshh.

Seems about right for this thread .

 

[MooMoo444]

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Spoiler

Dear Sir/Madam,
We are writing to you with regard to your recent internet activity ...

 

[koolpc]

What do you get when you walk / crawl under a cow? A Pat on the head!!!

 

[CapitalOne]

There are only 10 types of people. Those who undestand binary and those who don't.

Ta Da!

 

[Dr Delphi]

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

Spoiler

The slow swimmer.