** ALLOY ALLOY! WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN?! COMPETITION **

[Luggs]

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

 

[Born2BSlow]

This is actually a true story:

When my wife and I first started dating, we had a quiet night in watching tv, and a film came on.
Me: oh we have to watch this it's a classic, brilliant sci-fi film.
Wifey: what is it?
Me: Close encounters of the third kind
Wifey: oh I can't watch that I havent seen the first two...

Honest to god it's a true story....

Her dad told her that striped footy pitches on telly were different coloured grass...so we were watching the footy one day and she asks:

So how do they stop the different coloured grass from cross pollinating?

There are more, she is a legend

 

[HungryHippos]

Why shouldn't women paint?

They get emulsional!

 

[Tupro]

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality!

nice looking keyboard though

 

[Threepwood]

I'm not the type to join in, but with some self control I could enter a new window of life at home. If I shift into this I may be able to escape my current keyboard. I definately have the space for it. I would insert it onto my desk.

Alternatively, If I do not win, would you put one on my tab?

 

[flexo786]

you got to be in it to win it

 

[mushtafa]

What is Mozart up to these days?

Spoiler

De-composing

 

[Holst1981]

Dont need a new keyboard, but they do look shiny

 

[kaku]

I'd post a joke about UDP but you might not get it.

 

[sexyhyde]

from the terrible jokes it seems!

 

[Doogles]

from the terrible jokes it seems!

2nd post so discount this one but I need to ask is that really your keyboard? If so I think you deserve the win!

 

[Winky_The_Winking_Turtle]

A women was robbed... but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her light bulbs.

She was delighted.

 

[TaKeN]

Lovely looking Keyboard

 

[Captain_Bosh]

I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.

 

[thenewoc]

Currently struggling with a solar powered logitech so this would be a great step up. Good luck everyone.

 

[Gambisk]

Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly

 

[UberGinge]

I was working on a quarry and I said to the foreman "That's a big rock". "Boulder" he replied.

So I said "THAT'S A BIG ROCK".

 

[Jony27]

What do you call a black pilot?

Spoiler

a pilot you racist *******

My one and only mechanical keyboard is mx brown. Wouldn't mind trying mx blues plus they would match my cloud 2s

 

[GhostWKD]

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

 

[Komedy]

I'm in...

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.