** ALLOY ALLOY! WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN?! COMPETITION **

[Thekwango]

What's brown and looks in your window?

Spoiler

A nosey ****e (poop)

 

[Whoop]

 

[Hyburnate]

I'm fed up of trying to explain what packet loss is, I always struggle with getting the message across.



Seems good value for a MX Blue full size however

 

[Doughnut007]

Trying's is the first step towards failure...

 

[Captain]

What was triggers favourite TV channel?

Rodney.

 

[XiS111]

I'm no good with jokes so heres a gif.

 

[picnic]

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a Snow Bank.


Good Luck all, nice prize

 

[kitkat9933]

 

[tipes]

Computer expert visits a customer to fix his PC, completes the job and as he was leaving the customer shouts out "What was the problem" the expert replies " It was an ID10t error - work it out"

Good luck all - and nice looking keyboard.

Mark

 

[Armageus]

Man worked into a bar .... ouch it was an iron one

 

[tnx]

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense !

 

[melmac]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

lol, I will get my coat.

 

[NathanT]

Two goldfish in a tank, One says to the other "So do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

[W1NDOW]

There are 2 types of people in life, those who need closure

 

[manius]

nice looking Keyboard

I’m really disappointed with the new Haribo Star Wars sweets collection.

They’re all chewy.

 

[VKleita]

Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life."
But John came fifth, but by then they only had toaster ovens left.

 

[NoNameNoNumber]

My Korean friend died recently, So-young.

Gimme the damn keyboard

 

[los]

Why wouldn't the fly go near the computer?
It was afraid it would get caught on the web

 

[Doogles]

 

[XplosiveHamster]

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it 1m to the left. The second one shoots and misses it 1m to the right.

The third one shouts: "We've hit it, we've hit it!"