***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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When I was in my early twenties I was at the dancing and ended up going back to a girls house with her friend, her mother was there and she was up for partying so we got out our face. Later on two guys showed up and looked quite shady so I went to the kitchen and called a cab, the mother then came in and asked if I was going and if she could come with me and I agreed. Back at mine we got down to the business it was not till late morning and I had straightened up a bit I realized i was doing an old woman.

A few years later I was going clubbing with my workmates, I ended up meeting a girl that I had spoke to a few times in the past and I really fancied her but my mate ended up going home with her and started dating. At a later date I overheard that she would be going out with her mates without him as he was on night shift, I made sure I would be in the same place as her and I got talking to her at the end of the night and she ended up at mine :)

Another time I went out to the pub during the week just for a few pints by myself, the two ladies (mother & daughter) at the table next to me were having a right good drink. A regular started to chat them up and involved me in a joke (I sort of knew him) and I ended up talking to the daughter at the bar and she asked me to join them, a few drinks later and I asked why they were out during the week to which the mother replied we were at her dads funeral. I said I'm sorry I asked, she said not to worry as it was expected for some time and how was I to know? She then asked have you ever lost anyone close and without thinking about I said yes my mother died when I was young (she's still alive). The daughter then took interest in me and at the taxi rank I asked her to go to mine for a few more. At mine we had a few drinks but her BF kept texting her so when she went to the toilet I turned her phone off and after another few drinks I said I was going to bed and she went with me. In the morning she turned her phone back on and her mother called asking where she ended up as her BF had text her a few time but she never replied, lucky her mother agreed to say she stayed at hers, as her BF was working all day she stay for a few more hours :)
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You're a colossal throbbing ****, but I expect you already knew this before I told you.
 
The post like the one above is the reason I'll never trust anyone 100% in a relationship. The reason being you get ******** lads getting them drunk then offering to take them home when most of the time they know they have a boyfriend.
 
Woke up at exactly 6:00 this morning. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my ****, which by the way is 11 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2015 Ferrari Aventador and another one of my hoes was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.

She hopped on me and started riding my sword while I squeezed her boobs and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the hoe off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my **** came within five inches of them, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I left and started doing my four hundred laps around Central London, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the Lambo was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her there, triple backflipped out of my Bugatti and went inside, to type this to you Overclocker nerds. Be grateful.
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Although it happened when playing a spin the bottle variant, nobody else was really playing properly, but I have 'made out' with another guy... The furthest I've ever got with a girl was a peck on the lips from a different spin the bottle years ago. I'm not even gay but have been further with a guy than a girl - it shouldn't be like that! have to say it was quite fun though. An even funnier thing is that the girl who I DO actually 'like' was in the room at the time.
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nderwear and tights under regular clothing not over, woops
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E: Self Bondage,

It is fun with someone else, but there are many forms of pleasure. One
form of it is denial, I obviously will not go in to too much detail,
but it involves ice in a stocking, when the ice melts it\'ll drop the
key (BACK UP) a laptop running software to open the cd tray to drop
the key (MAIN RELEASE), rope, blindfolds etc.

There are a few websites around with this information on.
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have a step-daughter, although I only knew her for a while before she
moved out with her bf. Her mother isn\'t around any more or her ex-bf,
just me and I try to help her out where I can.

The problem is I really fancy her.

I try not to show it but some days I wonder if she notices me looking.
I\'m not going to do anything, there is a 15 year gap for one thing,
but I do dream about her a lot.
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