***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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opethdisciple said:
I have a confession - since we have a confession thread going.

My cat died aged 17 in March 2010. I kiss the urn (shaped like a sleeping cat) which houses his ashes from time to time.

Talk to it as well.
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Nothing wrong with that. I talk to my wife's cat who died earlier this year (18 years old) and make sure the grave is well tended. Dreading when my cat passes (he too is 18)

Tute said:
Nothing wrong with that.
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Agreed.
 
Booner! said:
Banjo string story sounds like what my friend had. He has done it twice and my word does it sound nasty. It came out during a truth or dare on holiday and he's not heard the (bell) end of it since.

That poor doctor!
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that happened to me too, the snapping, not the making a *** of myself with the doctor, I don't need it anonymous though :p
 
To the guy who wet the bed - I had that happen to me a few years ago :) Was having a dream where I was bursting to go and found a nice quiet spot (in the woods I seem to remember...) and released. I had that lovely sensation of letting out a long-held pee, then my brain suddenly realized "hang on a minute.....something isn't right here....". Next thing I know I'm sitting upright in bed in a large warm pool :eek:

The wife thought it was hilarious. She's just lucky we weren't spooning at the time....
 
Mason- said:
When i was 17 i was sent to prison for 6 months, i got into a lot of trouble, including burglary, cashing stolen cheques and stealing cars.

I now have a senior position within a company and am in charge of over 20 staff.

Nobody knows, including my boss.
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How is that even possible, surely all of the incidents have been recorded down. :confused:
 
The__Malteser said:
The pee one happens to me once every 4/5 years :D
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I'm ashamed to say this happens with about the same frequency to me - usually after a night on the sauce. At least I don't do what my mate does when he's drunk - he'll wake up and wander out of his room to pee into a wardrobe or laundry basket whilst in a sleepy/drunk state.
 
PianoBasher said:
I'm ashamed to say this happens with about the same frequency to me - usually after a night on the sauce. At least I don't do what my mate does when he's drunk - he'll wake up and wander out of his room to pee into a wardrobe or laundry basket whilst in a sleepy/drunk state.
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Ohh, this reminds me on a very embarrassing story of when I was in London. And I was not young either :P NO WAY I am sending it in. Revealed too much.

Another story (not the same one above).

I was young, maybe 4 years of age, and we had out Italian relatives (aunt + cousins). Suddenly, my mother couldn't find me. They went searching, and started opening drawers. They eventually found me in one of them. There was a big dump (which I had taken previously) and I was there, sleeping. Needless to say, my mum was not happy :P I don't remember anything, because as I said, I was 4.
 
Someone I know peed on his girlfriends teddy bears after a messy weekend, needless to say she wasn't too happy, as she had worryingly large collection. :p :D
flibbage0 said:
What job doesn't need a CRB check, especially when you are in charge of a company?

The only thing I can think of is a tradesman.
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Quite a few, film crew type jobs are done as freelance and I have yet to hear of any requiring CRB checks.
 
Re ****ing the bed:

I was on holiday in Venice with my girlfriend at the time, and woke up one morning quite earlyish (around 8 or 9am I believe). I had discovered a wet patch all over my half of the bed. I investigated (tentative touch and sniff) and realised that I had ****ed all over the bed. Had to get her out the bed rather quickly, I then went on and stripped the bed explaining that I was "just helping the maid". Nothing was ever said of it, so I reckon I got away with it...
 
Spenty said:
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Forget the confessions.....Buffy Gif is worth the admission alone!


I made my confession in another thread like this, although not anonymously. I would link it but can't remember the thread now.
 
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