Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

Ricochet J · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:13

Stabbed my R.E teacher in the arse with a compass.

Got excluded for it.

furnace · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:35

Heated up solder then flipped it onto someones desk and said "quick, chuck it back" to watch their reaction when they picked up hot metal

Stole from HMV and got banned! (was 15, I blame peer pressure!)

Got suspended from school for swearing and pushing at an IT teacher (i didn't push her! Was Miss Nixon incase anyone happens to know her from a particular high school in worthing)

Did lotsa visiting "homefield skate park" rather than going to P.E.

Got beaten up whilst riding through school grounds wearing a wolf mask! Hated those ****** at my school. They had problems and need to visit prison. Or a dark box somewhere.

And, by far the worst thing I've done...

Lost my life to computers and internet forums

Haha I feel lame typing that out...

But really though, I don't regret it - I was pretty nerdy but at least I feel like I had a bit of fun rather than being petrified to mess about. Kids will be kids tbh, and I would feel like I've missed out on a lot in life if I behaved "properly" as a youngster

trojan698 · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:37

bringerofdecay said:
i'm sure the necrophiliacs won't be too bothered about graveside vandalism either... and tbh, i wouldn't be HUGELY bothered if someone had knocked a bit off my aunts/great grandads or whatevers grave, mainly because i'm not that big on funerals anyway, but it doesn't harm the deceased either

Moronic comment.

You've obviously never had anyone close to you die. You'll understand one day.

jamoor · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:39

I'm planning on screwing over our Network Admin using a hardware keylogger off ebay to get his password, change it, suspend all usernames belonging to teachers and people who aren't pupils. And making him look like a fool, and yes he does deserve it.

Supercow · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:42

I got chucked in a holding cell and was deported last month, do I win ?

G-MAN2004 · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:46

dark_shadow said:
Also got called a SOB in front of the class by some ***** so I picked up a chair and laid the smackdown on him

LOL 5* for that alone

Jonny ///M · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:53

jamoor said:
I'm planning on screwing over our Network Admin using a hardware keylogger off ebay to get his password, change it, suspend all usernames belonging to teachers and people who aren't pupils. And making him look like a fool, and yes he does deserve it.

If its an RM network you wouldnt even need to do that! I think my cousin got into 4 schools in England using easylink.

Novell at my college = lose

Chronos-X · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:54

bakes0310 said:
Whats the meanest naughtiest thing youve ever done ill start:

In secondary school i came in about 8:00 and went into the art hut and painted the room with squirty paint in thoes squeezy bottles. I covered everyones coursework i pushed loads of paint brushes down the sink. I chucked powder paint all over the carpet and the radiator.
I never got found out even though i had a bit of green powder paint on my shoes

Is this the world's first case of an Artistic Autistic?

jamoor · 31 Jan 2007 at 17:57

Jonny ///M said:
If its an RM network you wouldnt even need to do that! I think my cousin got into 4 schools in England using easylink.

Novell at my college = lose

its not RM,
its a standard network with 2 windows 2k3 servers,
Anyone know of any fun stuff to do without having to use a hardware keylogger?

Bes · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:01

jamoor said:
I'm planning on screwing over our Network Admin using a hardware keylogger off ebay to get his password, change it, suspend all usernames belonging to teachers and people who aren't pupils. And making him look like a fool, and yes he does deserve it.

Why? Doesn't he let you play Battlefield at lunchtime or something?

Angus-Higgins · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:05

Jonny ///M said:
If its an RM network you wouldnt even need to do that! I think my cousin got into 4 schools in England using easylink.

Novell at my college = lose

At my school they had a full admin login on "a" username and "a" password. :confused:

In my opinion nobody used it properly; I wouldn't do it because it is a bit stupid, and I would lose work; but nobody did anything other than make folders insulting people appear on everyone's desktop.

There are tons of loopholes and badly implemented security things on computers in public places usually. For example, they didn't turn of the messeging process on the school computers so one could write a batch file and send messages anywhere; somone sent one to the teachers computer while it was projecting onto the SMART Board.

Why do people behave badly? It seems to cause trouble a lot.

Angus Higgins

Will_3rd · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:11

Wang Computer said:
I was so angry I peed in his mouthwash. He never found out...

This is why you keep oral health products under lock and key in your room

let that be a lesson to all of you!

I once "shook up" a year 7 who was giving my brother some hassle, I was internally suspended for half a day (I had to sit in my head of years office for a couple of hours doing my work) Roman Catholicism eh...forgive and forget.

Zip · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:13

bakes0310 said:
Went to a cementry and smashed some little animal statues on ppls graves

I hardly did anything like that at school.

I got kicked out of class a heap of times and swore at a few teachers the walked out and made some cry but thats about it really

Oh, I did try to take about 8 or 9 guys on in a play fight and i tryed to run through them all as hard as i could.
As my shoulder hit into them i had them come at me which lifted me off the ground and then slammed into a wall which i went straight through which we all laughed about and later coverd up with a huge poster before the teacher got to class

ElRazur · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:14

Things i have done are too graphic to say and will offend animal lovers

Zip · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:15

ElRazur said:
Things i have done are too graphic to say and will offend animal lovers

I thought you said you wouldnt prod a pig :eek:

ElRazur · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:16

Zip said:
I thought you said you wouldnt prod a pig

Haaa little did you know that i have your cat....**makes evil laugh and strokes Barry....**

Zip · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:21

ElRazur said:
Haaa little did you know that i have your cat....**makes evil laugh and strokes Barry....**

At least hes in a good place at the mometn(i hope)

Please dont eat him

Ps.hes still not back

ElRazur · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:24

Zip said:
At least hes in a good place at the mometn(i hope)

Please dont eat him

Be a go0d boy and he wont be eaten.

When am done with him (animal experiment) he will come home.

jamoor · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:25

Angus-Higgins said:
At my school they had a full admin login on "a" username and "a" password.

In my opinion nobody used it properly; I wouldn't do it because it is a bit stupid, and I would lose work; but nobody did anything other than make folders insulting people appear on everyone's desktop.

There are tons of loopholes and badly implemented security things on computers in public places usually. For example, they didn't turn of the messeging process on the school computers so one could write a batch file and send messages anywhere; somone sent one to the teachers computer while it was projecting onto the SMART Board.

Why do people behave badly? It seems to cause trouble a lot.

Angus Higgins

how do you do that?

jamoor · 31 Jan 2007 at 18:27

Bes said:
Why? Doesn't he let you play Battlefield at lunchtime or something?

Nope,
tbh he is rude, arrogant, picks up peoples usb drives and roots through them,
can't admit to bieng wrong (he left mailing list settings open so I added myself to the staff mailing list)
He stops people going on games etc, but I don't play them so not really bothered tbh.
He just generally needs an ass pounding of the very highest order and made to feel about 2 inches big, he gets a kick out of banning people and laughing at them when they do wrong, so its time someone laughed at him.