Anyone had the snip?

[LordSplodge]

OP if you're going to have it done have a general anaesthetic.
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Not sure I'd want the risks of general anaesthesia for a minor procedure like this.

I've had two eye operations under local and one under general and to be honest having a surgeon poke at my eye with a scalpel whilst I'm awake was better than going under...just.

 

[joelk2]

you still have the ejac but without the sperm.

 

[Haggisman]

When you say 'youngest', I assume you have several kids..so the snip didn't work out for you?

Youngest = most recently born

Tube ligation is a much bigger procedure than a vasectomy.

A cool shouldn't be able to be caught Unless it's not in properly.

Or if you have a massive ****

My ex had a coil too, and in certain positions it was definitely touchable. (imagine a piece of wire being jabbed into the end of your ****)

 

[Schizo]

Had mine done 6 years ago,had a weeks holiday booked (just in case),took pain killers before the op so they would be working when the local ran out,mine was fine and had a test later just to make sure i was firing blanks

 

[Martini1991]

And when I ejaculate I sometimes get a shooting pain up my thigh.

I'm creased up laughing. Even though I shouldn't be

 

[Father Ted]

They create a pouch which all the sperm collects in, and you just unfold it, empty it into the toilet and continue on with your day.

Thank you, this made me laugh, a lot...

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Had it done a few years back. Left knacker - 5 minutes. Right knacker 40 minutes dues to a childhood injury complicating things. Slight bruising and sensitivity for a few days, so I used this as a good excuse to sit with my feet up at home.

 

[Guru]

Sounds savage, think I'm going to ask to be asleep lol I'm looking at a no scalpel one. I spoke to a clinic in Burnham and they said it's a puncture rather than an incision... that in itself sounds a little brutal!

Not looking forward to it, but I have 3 perfect Children and definitely don't want any more.

 

[Father Ted]

When you say 'youngest', I assume you have several kids..so the snip didn't work out for you?

The clue is in youngest - think about it for a minute.

 

[MooMoo444]

The clue is in youngest - think about it for a minute.

Oh god. I've made a terrible mistake. For some reason 'youngest' registered as 'first'.

 

[Guru]

This is where I was going to go:

http://www.burnhamhealthcentre.co.uk/page1.aspx?p=13

 

[Pestilence]

Non potent liquid.

Jaffa in effect.

I laughed an inordinate amount at this comment.

 

[Stolly]

That area is off bounds to all cutting instruments. End of.

 

[grumpysculler]

imagine a piece of wire being jabbed into the end of your ****

I would prefer not to. But now I am wincing.

 

[ThundyCat]

My wife had an hysterectomy which saved me going under the knife.

My mate had the snip and his nuts went as black as the 'ace of spades' for about a week.

 

[TwsT]

My mate had the snip and his nuts went as black as the 'ace of spades' for about a week.

thanks for that image!

 

[Sliver]

I pity the fool who goes near my plums with a scalpel.

 

[squerble]

Do people honestly get the snip just so they can have sex without a condom? Unless you have a partner who is 100% against abortion, I can't see any reason why you'd need to get the snip.

 

[Judgeneo]

Do people honestly get the snip just so they can have sex without a condom? Unless you have a partner who is 100% against abortion, I can't see any reason why you'd need to get the snip.

 

[Allnamestaken]

I couldn't do this .

I want my little athletes to be free!