Poll: Are mushy peas acceptable in a fry up?

[sigma]

He cooked his fry up in dirty oil.

Could this thread be his undoing? Has Theo lost Internet points? Well, I guess the question actually is, how many Internet/life points has he lost?

 

[sigma]

Onions nowhere near brown enough and OMG what have you done to your fried eggs? You have actual managed to burn them to a crisp!

Yes I was going to comment on the onions as well. They remind me of the onions you get from a hot dog stall/stand. Acceptable from a run of the mill stall but not from home, surely???

 

[Dis86]

Undercooked onions. Burnt eggs. Sausages that look like dong. Not doing anything to help your argument son!

 

[sigma]

Undercooked onions. Burnt eggs. Sausages that look like dong. Not doing anything to help your argument son!

The dong even has an end literally giggling as this.

 

[Naff8000]

I present my dinner tonight, as shot on PotatoVisionTM

Delicious. Gordon Ramsey needs to see it.

 

[Theophany]

The sausages were from M&S, I didn't have the time to queue at the butcher's

 

[timmy222]

Crispy under carriage on the fried eggs, dear god just no......
Low and slow for the perfect egg.

 

[haaammit]

Bloody hell theofanny - that's gopping

 

[robj20]

Yes, love mushy peas.