Are you a dirty minger?

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There are days when I will shower/bath three times depending on what I am up to. I cant bear leaving the house without showering so will shower before Parkrun, bath/shower when I get back and if I am going out that evening, shower later in the afternoon. The ladygarden comment had me in stitches, mainly because of traumatic memories :p
 
Moses said:
Don't you have gloves to protect you/limit the number of times you need to wash your hands?
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Yes but you can't wear gloves to do half the job, but you shouldn't need to anyway as there's no wet stuff where your working but because everything is being workes out of order there are wet coated bolts or fasteners everywhere so you end up touching them and spreading black sealant over everything.


Worst one for me is one of the fuel pipe bonding leads I always put my elbow in it if its there (my job should be done before thst system is in but we're behind and theyre ahead) and you don't realise till its smeared bloody everywhere.


If you try and do cable ties wearing surgical gloves it just tears the finger tips off and then you need to cut out and replace the tie as it now has a bit of glove stuck in it
 
Ace Modder said:
I work from home and shower everyday without fail. It takes 4mins, suppose it helps I'm bald so no shampooing etc needed.

Plus I enjoy this on my ballsack and bell. It's like sex, without sex....
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Mrs wasn't very happy when i handed this to her in the shower after knowing the effects ;)
 
Once a day, when I’m particularly ill I won’t, but it’s the first thing I do once I recover.

I tend to do it before bed ;)

I don’t think it’s unhealthy to shower infrequently, but I do think it’s gross.

I wash my hands after the loo, after being in public, before and after cooking and eating, that’s it. Max about 12 times.

If you’re washing your hands 20+ times a day I don’t think it’s healthy, or good for your skin.
 
Shower every morning without fail and shampoo my hair because otherwise id smell and have greasy hair.
I'll only shower twice if I've been doing something cardio related.

Don't change sheets more than once every 3 weeks though.

Shirts are washed after every weather not jeans. They are washed when needed.

Gf doesn' s every day but never smells.
 
WantoN said:
Once a day, when I’m particularly ill I won’t, but it’s the first thing I do once I recover.

I tend to do it before bed ;)

I don’t think it’s unhealthy to shower infrequently, but I do think it’s gross.

I wash my hands after the loo, after being in public, before and after cooking and eating, that’s it. Max about 12 times.

If you’re washing your hands 20+ times a day I don’t think it’s healthy, or good for your skin.
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Yeah you have to use moisturiser or your skin starts cracking especialy with strong soaps
 
Just because someone doesn't have a shower/bath every day doesn't make them automatically dirty and smelly.

In fact folk are saying these days that baths are dirty as you are sitting in your dirty water... **** off!
 
So in summary. From this and a previous thread. GD is full of mingers.

Members bath once a week if that.
Members don't clean their ass after a dump with water. Ewww

Dare I ask. How often to member change their boxers?
 
I don't wash my hands after taking a pee.

Only retards pee all over their hands.

Jk, I wash my hands. I've mild OCD so after washing my hands in a public toilet I ensure that I let myself out by pulling the door handle with the little finger on my left hand and only right at the bottom where nobody touches it.

If it's a number 2 then I hover.

I shower every day after work because I work on site and get filthy so there's no point with a morning shower. I also take a shower after training, I cannot abide feeling sweaty
 
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