Are you a dirty minger?

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Meh, I usually shower 2 or 3 times a week, usually after work. But obviously wash hands regularly and wash my face, brush teeth, wash under arms etc every morning. I don't think its acceptable or normal though! :p

I often find that I'm too mentally exhausted some evenings and just fall into bed when I get home, or potter about for a bit then go to bed... But then I do have some demnons which don't help as someone else touched on already! :o

Used to shower every morning and some evenings as well, when my mind was a bit healthier than it is currently!
 
Brushing teeth is my biggest OCD problem.

I absolutely brush my teeth at night before bed without fail. Even if I come home from a massive bender, blind drunk, I will walk into the bathroom and slosh toothpaste around my mouth.

Finger nails are another area I go OTT. I quite enjoy cleaning my finger nails and my toenails too, especially when I've been wearing black socks and have a bit of black cotton that needs digging out
 
Talking of minging, my mum had a terrible habit of sticking me in my dads old bath water when I was little.

Didn’t clock until I was a bit older just how disgusting that is. Bathing in your dads betty swallocks water. Eurgh!
 
robfosters said:
Talking of minging, my mum had a terrible habit of sticking me in my dads old bath water when I was little.

Didn’t clock until I was a bit older just how disgusting that is. Bathing in your dads betty swallocks water. Eurgh!
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one time i used my Dad's old bath water to water my Gooseberry bushes and wee hairy balls grew on them :confused:
 
TallPaul1878 said:
after washing my hands in a public toilet I ensure that I let myself out by pulling the door handle with the little finger on my left hand and only right at the bottom where nobody touches it.
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That's normal, except you grab the part where all the filthy children who never wash their hands touch. Left pinky at the top of the handle is much more logical.
 
cheesyboy said:
you ain't pro-level toilet-ocd unless you bring your own doorstop to hold the door until you're finished.
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But then your own doorstop will have to be placed on the surface that no doubt has had a thousand different people splash wee/poo all over.

Even at work once I walked into the loo for a / only to be greeted by what looked like someone smearing Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo all over the floor with their feet :(
 
Wash every day, but only shower about 3 times a week, unless it's hot and I feel sweaty. If I lived in the filthy hole that is London I would probably shower at least 3 times a day.
 
Shower every morning before I leave the house or I feel horrible, wash my hair about every 3 days though unless I get sweaty. Will shower additional times depending on circumstances. Usually only brush my teeth once in the morning after breakfast because I'm lazy and wash my hands every time I use the bathroom or before touching anything I wouldn't want people to touch with dirty hands.
 
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