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this is an easy one, but it does take some preperation.
Find a girl, settle down, fast forward 9 months then have a baby.
From that first night of your first born home you can safely go to sleep in the knowledge that you will get regular wake up calls every few hours. It is this formative months which train your brain to wake up all of a sudden to deal with a baby. Fast forward 3-4 months and if you are lucky said baby will awake for morning feed between 5-6am.
You can either opt to take on that feed allowing the girl to rest in the morning, which allows you to go to work, which allows the girl to look after said baby until you return from work. Then the handover occurs for bath, feed and stories. This takes you up until 7pm where you can fall asleep save in the knowledge that you will be woken up at 5-6am. Then just repeat. After 12-18 months you will never need an alarm clock and especially on weekends you can get all the chores, shopping, house cleaned before 11am. This leaves the rest of the weekend to chill.
For slow learners have another baby and repeat.
KJ
Find a girl, settle down, fast forward 9 months then have a baby.
From that first night of your first born home you can safely go to sleep in the knowledge that you will get regular wake up calls every few hours. It is this formative months which train your brain to wake up all of a sudden to deal with a baby. Fast forward 3-4 months and if you are lucky said baby will awake for morning feed between 5-6am.
You can either opt to take on that feed allowing the girl to rest in the morning, which allows you to go to work, which allows the girl to look after said baby until you return from work. Then the handover occurs for bath, feed and stories. This takes you up until 7pm where you can fall asleep save in the knowledge that you will be woken up at 5-6am. Then just repeat. After 12-18 months you will never need an alarm clock and especially on weekends you can get all the chores, shopping, house cleaned before 11am. This leaves the rest of the weekend to chill.
For slow learners have another baby and repeat.
KJ