Limping in with hat in hand....
Tis be Goodspeed all. I come t' say a few words and then I be off.
It's been a hard few weeks here at The Pirate Fleet. What with raisin our sails t' pass your ships and then keepin em high to fend ya off. I gave all I had, and then some. As did the entire (TPF) crew. Twas truly a sight to behold all us Pirates manning our fleet one by one with meticulous precision. Making sure all the sails be in tip top shape and in no need of repair. Many times checkin our headin and adjustin the rudder as need be. Then checkin again jus t' be sure.
Truth be told Me own fleet was at the ragged edge sailin so fast at times I fer sure thought they might just sprout wings and fly. Either that or tear themselves t' pieces and sink me fer sure. Then I be at the bottom with Davey Jones' locker. And we can't have that now can we.
However fast and dangerous we sailed at times we never worried, cuz we here at (TPF) be Pirates, and fast and dangerous be how we roll. aarrrgghh....
That bein said, ya bunch a Brits done good. Real good. I'm sure yer mommas be proud an all good warm stuffs like that. But in the end yus done what yus said ye would. An fer that I be givin me favorite Pirate hat to ya.
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Now don't go gettin all jiggly in the knees and watery in the eyes. This aint be fer permanent like. It just be fer temporary. Ya know, ta say job well done and all, and fer pullin tagether like such a good team. 'Twas truly a sight t' behold.
Now don't go gettin too comfy there with me hat tho. Ya see, I'm headed back now t' wipe down me sails and hire on a few more deckhands. And I want it back...