Asked for daughters hand over email...

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omg! are you a man? do you have balls? are they yours?

Get over there before he comes back from work, be on the doorstep waiting with bottle of whisky and cigars, get him drunk then smash his computer up before he can turn it on.
 
This has to be a wind up. No-one is so lazy that they'd email this rather than walk four miles.
 
The father has already read the email and replied to say that he is glad that I have chosen to consider his opinnion in the matter

so there OCUK.....you're not always right! :p

I would still reply to meet up and ask him again in person. Your girlfriend will want to know how it went and if you tell her it was email she will not think much of you.
 
Quick, find a bear, the bigger and angrier the better. Then tattoo the following on said bear whilst it's still trying to kill you.

"Will you consent to give me your daughters hand in marrage"

The drag said bear the 4 miles too his house and proceed to then fight it to the death on his front lawn, presenting it's tattooed rear to him after finally overcoming the bear with only your hands.

This is the only way to get your manliness back.

PMSL...

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Now go and knock on the door, quick before its to late.
 
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