BACON! How dost thou cooketh it?

Edrof · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:31

I lay it upon a busty Hawaiian virgin's supple buttocks and then lie back, listening to the sizzle. The gentle lapping of the tide; the smokey aroma of slowly cooking hog flesh - ahhhhh 'tis a grand life!

Either that or fry it in a pan.

bloodiedathame · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:33

Craig1981 said:
Fairly sure eating raw bacon is dangerous?

What do you mean, I could get stabbed?

Craig1981 · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:35

bloodiedathame said:
What do you mean, I could get stabbed?

Yeah. Miss Piggy will totally shank you!

Col_M · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:36

Only fry, it leaves lovely flavour in the oil that you can fry an egg or bread in too.

Action-Jackson · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:38

in griddle pan till crispy like Frazzles

then slap it in 2 slices of taost with some grated cheddar and a splash of Ketchup.

its the only way bacon should be eaten

Kazz · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:38

Why is OP not banned?! RTM time.

Mason- · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:41

OriginalJonty said:
Microwave bacon?!

Ban.

+1

BloomerzUK · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:52

My Mum mircowaves bacon.. it baffles me.. I griddle/foreman/fry/grill it

Wizzfizz · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:54

We grill it most of the time as it makes it more crispy, plus It actually tastes different to other methods, not to mention it's healthier.

Django x2 · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:54

Lets break this down.

Microwave. If you love eating food that your body can't even identify as food because it's cell makeup has been nuked, you carry on.

Pan. Ok for quick and easy bacon loving. Not that healthy, don't use oil but if you need to, use coconut oil

Grill. WIN!

Craig1981 · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:54

I say we take off and nuke the bacon from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

V4NT0M · 9 Mar 2011 at 15:57

I put it in the frying pan and then take it out again when it 'looks' done.

LeJosh · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:00

Thing is with microwaving, if you buy cheap shoddy bacon crammed with water you'll get ok results but if you buy good quality bacon with a low water content, frying or grilling is the way forward.

bloodiedathame · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:00

Craig1981 said:
Yeah. Miss Piggy will totally shank you!

Hrhr

godinman · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:05

Wont microwaving it leave it all pink and floppy? I prefer mine brown and hard.

J.T · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:07

eatcustard said:
Grill it, nice and crispy

The best!

Bennie-Mac · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:09

Always grill it.

Nitefly · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:10

I prefer grilling it, but I know many that swear by frying.

Rameses · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:17

On a blazing camp fire in my local woods from a freshly hunted pig, with a stick as my only tool.

Nitefly · 9 Mar 2011 at 16:18

AmTechFox said:
On a blazing camp fire in my local woods from a freshly hunted pig, with a stick as my only tool.

Wimp, real ment hunt BOAR.