Bad timing...

[Narj]

Why is it that whenever I let a silent, paint-stripping fart go at work, a female has to walk over and ask for something. Just did this and the lady walked off in disgust...

 

[DAnDan]

It's the way of the world .

 

[Greenlizard0]

You fancy her don't you?

 

[Narj]

You fancy her don't you?

Nah, must admit I couldn't stop laughing though so gave the game away.

 

[Marky]

Ahahaha

 

[FNGsam]

Blame her imo

 

[Cosimo]

There are better ways to attract a woman.

 

[Narj]

The funny thing is that she started to ask something, stopped mid sentence, then did an about turn and stormed off as the churning odour voilated her nostrils.

 

[Showboat]

Because when you get away with it.. you don't tend to remember them, its the ones you don't get away with that burn in your mind.....

 

[Sp00n]

Unless you sit by a window, fart's should be restricted to open area's only.

This is my SOP.

 

[Edrof]

You should have implied it's her windypops. Women love that.

 

[Narziss]

 

[Bill101]

The smell is always proportional to the level of desire for the female

 

[Moley]

Ever hear of the phrase "never poop on your own doorstep"? This applies to office farts too - always make sure you drop your guts in communal space so that anyone could be blamed...

 

[Participant]

Why is it that whenever I let a silent, paint-stripping fart go at work, a female has to walk over and ask for something. Just did this and the lady walked off in disgust...

Are you sure it wasn't your face



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[Col_M]

I was in the office toilet this morning and I heard someone come in and go into the cubicle next to mine, lock the door, flush, let rip with a trouser splitting fart that must have broken the sound barrier as the boom echoed, unlocked the door and walked out. I struggled to contain my lols.

At least they had the courtesy to do it in the toilet and tried to mask it during the flush.

 

[Marky]

Are you sure it wasn't your face



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WIN!

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[mrk]

Why is it that whenever I let a silent, paint-stripping fart go at work, a female has to walk over and ask for something. Just did this and the lady walked off in disgust...

If she isn't still there after you fart then she's not worth it!

 

[doodah]

I was in the office toilet this morning and I heard someone come in and go into the cubicle next to mine, lock the door, flush, let rip with a trouser splitting fart that must have broken the sound barrier as the boom echoed, unlocked the door and walked out. I struggled to contain my lols.

At least they had the courtesy to do it in the toilet and tried to mask it during the flush.

I hate the two cubicletoilet on my floor. Every bloody time I go and it is empty, a few minutes later someone else will go in the other cubicle. Cue an awkward 10 minutes of both of us trying to drop as quietly as we can - once I rustled my paper loads . Fortunately there is a one cubicle downstairs.

 

[EdGey]

lol