Bad timing...

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Why is it that whenever I let a silent, paint-stripping fart go at work, a female has to walk over and ask for something. Just did this and the lady walked off in disgust... :(
 
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The funny thing is that she started to ask something, stopped mid sentence, then did an about turn and stormed off as the churning odour voilated her nostrils.
 
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Because when you get away with it.. you don't tend to remember them, its the ones you don't get away with that burn in your mind.....
 
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I was in the office toilet this morning and I heard someone come in and go into the cubicle next to mine, lock the door, flush, let rip with a trouser splitting fart that must have broken the sound barrier as the boom echoed, unlocked the door and walked out. I struggled to contain my lols.

At least they had the courtesy to do it in the toilet and tried to mask it during the flush.
 
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I was in the office toilet this morning and I heard someone come in and go into the cubicle next to mine, lock the door, flush, let rip with a trouser splitting fart that must have broken the sound barrier as the boom echoed, unlocked the door and walked out. I struggled to contain my lols.

At least they had the courtesy to do it in the toilet and tried to mask it during the flush.

I hate the two cubicletoilet on my floor. Every bloody time I go and it is empty, a few minutes later someone else will go in the other cubicle. Cue an awkward 10 minutes of both of us trying to drop as quietly as we can - once I rustled my paper loads :o. Fortunately there is a one cubicle downstairs.
 
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