I was in the office toilet this morning and I heard someone come in and go into the cubicle next to mine, lock the door, flush, let rip with a trouser splitting fart that must have broken the sound barrier as the boom echoed, unlocked the door and walked out. I struggled to contain my lols.
At least they had the courtesy to do it in the toilet and tried to mask it during the flush.
Nah… I was sat in an office toilet cubicle only the other day and someone walked in, closed a cubicle door and not only did they not flush the toilet before or after, and not only did they let off an ear splitting nostril burning fart, but then proceeded to open a bag of crisps and sit in the trap eating them..
Now, that is just pure filth, and I was actually not only amused by such disgusting antics but had to wonder – why an earth would you feel the need to eat a bag of crisps in the making of your own stench in a communal office toilet?