Bad timing...

Milkybk said:
You pee seating down?! Gay.

Unless you're a woman. Then it's bad that another woman makes that much noise :eek:!
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Actually, have you ever pee'd at a urinal while wearing shorts? That is a serious freak-out moment. There is so much splashback from those things that I try to wee directly down the hole in the middle of the plastic cover instead.
 
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iv-tecman said:
and not only did they let off an ear splitting nostril burning fart, but then proceeded to open a bag of crisps and sit in the trap eating them..
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I lol'd. Hard. :D

Toilet humour never gets old, but I can't help but feel disgusted when I see people eating in the bogs. I just don't see how anybody can associate dropping a deuce and hunger.
 
Theophany said:
I lol'd. Hard. :D

Toilet humour never gets old, but I can't help but feel disgusted when I see people eating in the bogs. I just don't see how anybody can associate dropping a deuce and hunger.
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Considering how much strain and effort some people put into laying a deep-sea cable, it's surprising that some sort of vaccum doesn't form and just suck in then eject whatever they're trying to eat from the opposite end at 200mph... :o
 
Let out a pant ripper while stood at the van today whilst lighting a cigarette...a woman walking by I had not seen said...'by that a noisy lighter''....lol
 
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