Badly explain what you do for a living.

[AS_Platinum]

I walk around with a big red pole and anoy people making really loud noises.

 

[Dis86]

I walk around with a big red pole and anoy people making really loud noises.

Do you frequently get honey from a well too?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

I make things out of wood. Can't really badly explain any more than that I'm afraid

Sperm donor?

 

[opethdisciple]

I sit in meeting talking about creating more value rather than creating more value.

I concur with this. We spend more time in meetings talking about the work we want to do rather than spending that time on doing the actual work.

 

[demusss]

I concur with this. We spend more time in meetings talking about the work we want to do rather than spending that time on doing the actual work.

I think this happens everywhere

 

[dlockers]

I concur with this. We spend more time in meetings talking about the work we want to do rather than spending that time on doing the actual work.

I think this happens everywhere

Imagine a builder randomly just starting to build a wall. Get used to thinking chaps, it leads to much better outcomes. You aren't measured on building the wall, but the quality, location and function of the house

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

Throw water at red and yellow things. Turn cars into cabriolets.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

redacted

 

[AS_Platinum]

Do you frequently get honey from a well too?

By all accounts i'm quite good at spider catching.

 

[randomshenans]

Throw water at red and yellow things. Turn cars into cabriolets.

ooo fireman. Finally I know one

 

[azazl187]

Sperm donor?

Haha that's decent

 

[msmalls74]

I fix stuff that nurses (mostly) break.

 

[wordy]

I tell people to turn it off and on again.

 

[dlockers]

Throw water at red and yellow things. Turn cars into cabriolets.

but what do you do in your ample time off?

 

[ik9000]

In equal measure I help "realise people's dreams", but also bring a shot of reality that often pops a client's misguided optimism and brings them back down to earth. You can only make dreams a reality if the budget and laws of physics allow.

 

[flea.rider]

put dead animals in fire then give them to people ...

 

[FishPolice]

For an exchange of wealth credits I provide whizzy things for people to whizz around in.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

put dead animals in fire then give them to people ...

Moonpigs gift offerings are so dark these days.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

In equal measure I help "realise people's dreams", but also bring a shot of reality that often pops a client's misguided optimism and brings them back down to earth. You can only make dreams a reality if the budget and laws of physics allow.

crap architect.

confirm/deny?

fake e: I suppose you could also be a crap engineer?

 

[Smokey Deza]

I hide snacks behind our dogs collar. Mini cheddars today.

If I'm not doing that I'm crafting lovely emails that nobody reads or understands.