Badly explain what you do for a living.

[Jono8]

Something a computer could probably do better.

 

[Shawreyboy]

I 'fix the Internet' for some people.

 

[bayo000]

I design objects that people use to get from A to B by either going over or under a road, river, railway etc.

 

[Rilot]

I help people understand how terrible they are at operating computers.

 

[checjb]

I turn up to people's homes, make sure nothing works, hide things in their walls and ask for money.

Spoiler

I'm a sparky

Before that, I used to make drugs and then watch as people were paid to take them.

Spoiler

I used to work in clinical trials for a pharmaceutical company

 

[bloodiedathame]

Or "I'm in a pyramid scheme"

I have learned that pyramid schemes keep money circulating inside the pyramid. This scheme is called an MLM, where money comes from external sources but goes up (obvs).

 

[GR63]

I do as little as I can to keep my overlords happy until such time as I can retire.

 

[fish]

I work out to make sustainable and green products by producing massive amounts of waste and greenhouse gasses

 

[Cosmic182]

I make stuff with my hands to earn money which cripples my body, so I can later in life use that money to mend my body.

 

[Reality|Bites]

I see HurfDurf hasn't psted in here yet

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Far from it

Clinical Technology

 

[RevBillyG]

Clinical Technology

I don't even know what that is

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I don't even know what that is

It is a department in the Hospital that repair all the machines that the NHS staff use.

 

[Reality|Bites]

He's the janitor from Scrubs!

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

The machine that goes 'ping'!

 

[Reality|Bites]

you're a secretary that still uses a typewriter?

 

[Whitewater]

I invent new and creative ways to say “turn it off and on again”.

 

[Reality|Bites]

you're a marriage counselor?

 

[RoboCod]

The machine that goes 'ping'!

Chef

 

[Nutty_Death]

Create visibility and improve flow