I see my point went straight over your head.
If you're going to use the Bible as a reference book, it should be treated as a reference book, and therefore needs to be as accurate and unambiguous as possible.
If you're not going to treat it as a reference book, then don't be surprised if people don't put much faith in anything you say when you try to use what the Bible says to back up your point.
Trying to compare that to the works of Shakespeare, Milton, Homer, or any other "classical" fiction writer is a strawman, as I'm pretty sure no one has ever suggested that their works are anything but fiction - the only way the comparison would be accurate is if you're now stating that the Bible is a work of fiction?
Incidentally, there have been quite a few instances where "classical" works have been modernised/portrayed with a modern twist, and I have yet to see any uproar or protest about it?