Blackwell gpus

[chaparral]

I’ve just decided my birthday is January now as well

That a great idea as then the guys can give you the bill as a birthday present for the 5090 they give me

 

[Random Guy Esq.]

Also a January guy. And if it's delayed until February, then happy Valentine's day to me! And if it's delayed to March... I'll uh celebrate Mardi Gras I guess ???

 

[BigBANGtheory]

I demand Tie-Guy!!!

I wanna see more of Jeff Fisher, the Nvidia exec that looks like he'd sell his own mother to an underworld demi-god in the name of his retirement fund

 

[JediFragger]

I wanna see more of Jeff Fisher, the Nvidia exec that looks like he'd sell his own mother to an underworld demi-god in the name of his retirement fund

Tbf that's a prerequisite for working at Nvidia

 

[TNA]

January also my Birthday month

I be happy to accept a 5090 from you guys for my birthday

I thought it was 1st April? Was going to get a 5090 funded for you

Plan B if funding falls short is to buy a 5090 box and head over to waitrose

 

[TrojanWhore]

Plan B if funding falls short is to buy a 5090 box and head over to waitrose

£300 well spent

 

[scubes]

I was thinking of selling my 4090 but I should have enough saved for the lube and 5090 .more you buy the more you save.. what a stupid saying

 

[TNA]

I was thinking of selling my 4090 but I should have enough saved for the lube and 5090 .more you buy the more you save.. what a stupid saying

It just works!

You keep on buying after all

 

[Deluxe1]

Just buy a bulk order of lube to last a life time if you are planning to stay in the game until you retire.

 

[heatonpkmassive]

Just buy a bulk order of lube to last a life time if you are planning to stay in the game until you retire.

Been keeping a good stock of lube since the Geforce 2 GTS!

 

[cainer]

Been keeping a good stock of lube since the Geforce 2 GTS!

Judge: So Mr Diddy, why 1,000 bottles of baby oil?

Diddy: I buy Nvidia graphic cards your Honour

 

[Mallers]

Ive seen reference in the leaked model lineups to a 5090D, any idea what that is? Been a while since i bought a graphics card, but i dont recall Nvidia having a "D" suffix on model numbers in previous generations

 

[brostradamus]

Ive seen reference in the leaked model lineups to a 5090D, any idea what that is? Been a while since i bought a graphics card, but i dont recall Nvidia having a "D" suffix on model numbers in previous generations

its for the China market.. workaround for us chip ban

 

[brostradamus]

I was thinking of selling my 4090 but I should have enough saved for the lube and 5090 .more you buy the more you save.. what a stupid saying

he was talking about nvidia stocks, they turned down the volume
this is how it went during the live event

MORE nvidia stocks YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE

 

[Noxia]

Hopefully there will be mitigation from coil whine. I do remember of few members of this thread getting through a few units before finding the one.

Yep, about 4/5.

 

[chaparral]

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 50 Lineup Launches In Q1 2025: 5090 & 5080 In January, 5070 Series In February, 5060 Series In March

NVIDIA is reportedly going to introduce its full stack of GeForce RTX 50 GPUs including the 5090, 5080, 5070 & 5060 series in Q1 2025.

wccftech.com

Rumors suggest NVIDIA could launch RTX 5070 in February, RTX 5060 series already in March - VideoCardz.com

NVIDIA RTX 5090/5080 in January, 5070/Ti in February, 5060 series in March The company reportedly fast-forwards its plans to launch the update to RTX series within the first quarter of next year. If this rumor is true, gamers won’t have to wait much longer for the replacement of the entire RTX...

videocardz.com

Waits till January to hear Nvidia release the news that it being delayed till Oct 2025

 

[scubes]

Just buy a bulk order of lube to last a life time if you are planning to stay in the game until you retire.

not be long then lol...

 

[greatash]

RTX VRAM/memory compression exclusive to the 5000 series calling it now. It's the only way to justify low vram amounts.

 

[brostradamus]

i feel 16GB is fine for the targeted performance levels, folks may have to turn down one or two sliders to high/very high- and game developers have to figure out a way to fit in, because if they dont then even 64gb might not suffice

 

[uroboros]

RTX VRAM/memory compression exclusive to the 5000 series calling it now. It's the only way to justify low vram amounts.

Why just make it exclusive to the 5000 series when they can make it exclusive to the 5000 series AND lock the enhanced compression behind a monthly subscription