Blonde jokes...

Blackstar said:
I'm not a member of the Emo club i can assure you, i'm just sick to death of blonde jokes.

The thread title isn't vague, and there was no gun against your head ... dont like it, dont read it ;)
 
I don't have a problem with blonde jokes... after all the dumb blonde myth gives me an excuse for any 'moments' (not that I am stupid generally :p ). What I do object to is old ones, ones that aren't funny and tha same joke over and over ;)

So go ahead with the jokes... but make 'em funny :) Although why jokes about skin colour is offensive and hair colour isn't is a bit ...well weird.
 
If you're sick of Blonde jokes, don't read them.
If you're offended by skin-colour jokes, don't read them.
If you're Irish and feel that your country is mis-represented in jokes....

Don't read them.

Nobody is forcing you, and they aren't going away just because you know how to frown.

Conversely, if someone tells you they are offended by a joke that you told them in a situation that they could not easily avoid it, (next seat on the bus for instance) you could be kind and apologise.

When the thread title clearly states "BLONDE JOKES", don't click it. Its quite simple.
 
Helium_Junkie said:
Conversely, if someone tells you they are offended by a joke that you told them in a situation that they could not easily avoid it, (next seat on the bus for instance) you could be kind and apologise.

Have to say as a mature professional working in London, a mate and I usually go out of our away to offend people sitting around us..... it gets us through the journey :p

Its only innocent things like asking how his gonorrhea is and him giving a full description of the symptoms etc.... :p (very mature)
 
iCraig said:
Let's wheel out the disabled jokes.

What's the definition of the word "Tight"?






























Planting a bomb under somone in a wheelchair, putting their brakes on, and saying "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"!
 
im blonde and i love them jokes :D

although i hate racism i do see where people are coming from, how is it ok to laugh at blondes hair colour, but not someones skin colour, its the same thing

people make jokes on race, englishmen irishmen scotsmen jokes, but black and asian jokes are frowned upon
 
How do you send a Pakistani into space? Press the red button on their forehead.

What do you call a good-looking Pakistani? Asif.

What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses? Ali.

What do you call a Pakistani D.I.Y er? Ahmadashed.

What do you do if you run over a Pakistani? Reverse and make sure.

How do you stop a Pakistani from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
 
iCraig said:
Let's wheel out the disabled jokes.

What's the definition of the word "Tight"?
Planting a bomb under somone in a wheelchair, putting their brakes on, and saying "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"!
 
Violent-J said:
How do you send a Pakistani into space? Press the red button on their forehead.

Those 'Bindi' are actually worn by Hindus. Pakistan is a predominantly Muslim country - hence the split from India.

If you are going to be a racist moron, at least be an informed racist moron.
 
Blackstar said:
This thread is hugely insulting. I am blonde and i am not stupid. I too am with Visage on this, you all might want to think before you post

Is today National No Sense of Humour Day? Firstly, we can't joke about armless people and now Blondes!

It seems this PC world (not the competitor) is finally having an affect on some people.
 
Visage said:
Those 'Bindi' are actually worn by Hindus. Pakistan is a predominantly Muslim country - hence the split from India.

If you are going to be a racist moron, at least be an informed racist moron.

What makes you think a racist would be educated and informed :p Silly troll!
 
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