Bloody evil Spider!!!

TaKeN · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:15

hilly said:
No worries man, clean that up when you can.

Have you killed the spider yet? If not... why not? The spider has bit you on your you know where... and is still living. Surely something is up

In other meat and two veg related talk, lost a bet at work today. Friend said he had a tattoo on his meat and two veg, i called BS, he proved it, and showed a panther tattoo on you know where..

Unleash the beast has never become a truer said phrase.

Kinda reminds me of this lad at work.. he kept scratching down his pants is well known for sleeping with skanks.

I give him a lecture about going to go and see the " Nob " doctor and being me careful incase he gets aids.

Split second later he's got the " BEAST " in this hand showing me this mahhoosive wart thing on the side of it.

I was shocked.. but at the same time rather amused

Hilly · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:17

Oh dear Taken, though not sure what I'd rather have... a spider bite, or a wart?

Poll please mods?!

TaKeN · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:17

hilly said:
Oh dear Taken, though not sure what I'd rather have... a spider bite, or a wart?

Poll please mods?!

lmao, that is a tough decision tbh !

G|mp · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:18

Fantastic OP, have some stars !!

ChrisD. · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:18

hilly said:
i can't get my head around it... really. A spider has bit you on the sack... I mean, what on earth did the spider think it was?

Well since I grabbed, one can only presume that it was defending itself.

TaKeN · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:20

MilanoChris said:
Well since I grabbed, one can only presume that it was defending itself.

Michael Jackson Stylee ?

One hand in the air whilst shouting " Heeee Heee "

Very funny story btw op

Hilly · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:21

Defending it's self possibly... being crushed by a nutsack (remove if offensive) is a hell of a way to go. Though, if it was just hungry, I can't imagine it being part of a staple diet for the spider, or at least how it is going to catch on in a web.

benktlottie · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:21

Absoutely brilliant mate. 5 stars to you for story telling! That really made me laugh.

I hate spiders, and would have had a heart attack, not a cut head.

Azagoth · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:24

Just wait until you get a lump that grows over the space of a week or so to something the size of large boil. That's not the worrying thing though, the thing you should be worried about is all the little baby spiders that are gestating in there!

ElRazur · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:26

TaKeN said:
Michael Jackson Stylee ?

One hand in the air whilst shouting " Heeee Heee "

Very funny story btw op

http://www.wizardtrivia.com/media/michael_jackson.jpg

Hilly · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:27

Azagoth said:
Just wait until you get a lump that grows over the space of a week or so to something the size of large boil. That's not the worrying thing though, the thing you should be worried about is all the little baby spiders that are gestating in there!

Would be kind of ironic, I mean him having a sack full of baby spiders on his sack...

knowledge123 · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:27

That is an awesome story, funny and scary at the same time. I hate big spiders with a passion, and have a Dyson vacuum cleaner for a reason

ChrisD. · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:27

Thanks for that mate, made me feel a whole lot better!

As for venom, I didn't think that there were any venomous Spiders in the UK? Saying that though, a colleague of mine recently returned from Iraq to find a bloody Scorpion in his luggage. It was dead though, presumably from the flight over.

Hilly · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:29

MilanoChris said:
Thanks for that mate, made me feel a whole lot better!

As for venom, I didn't think that there were any venomous Spiders in the UK? Saying that though, a colleague of mine recently returned from Iraq to find a bloody Scorpion in his luggage. It was dead though, presumably from the flight over.

There are venomous spiders in the UK, but the venom is very little, and if you have no after affects by now, you'll be ok.

titaniumx3 · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:30

I normally don't mind spiders, but nutsack fiddling spiders are not on ... I mean, how long is it till they start adopting our children?! :mad:

ChrisD. · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:32

hilly said:
There are venomous spiders in the UK, but the venom is very little, and if you have no after affects by now, you'll be ok.

Nah I'm fully fine mate. Didn't think I'd have anything to worry about.

Grandmaster Fap! · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:36

I miss uk spiders, fluffy cute little things. Spiders here are evil, google brown recluse spider...got bit by one of those little sods, luckily im resistant to it's venom, it's not pretty if your not.

ChrisD. · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:38

I've been searching like crazy for what kind of species it is, and the closest match I can find is the following:

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspiders/segestriaflorentina.htm

G|mp · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:39

MilanoChris said:
I've been searching like crazy for what kind of species it is, and the closest match I can find is the following:

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspiders/segestriaflorentina.htm

****in hate spiders !!

ElRazur · 28 Jun 2007 at 19:40

MilanoChris said:
I've been searching like crazy for what kind of species it is, and the closest match I can find is the following:

http://www.nicksspiders.com/nicksspiders/segestriaflorentina.htm

You are a dead man, can you still feel your balls? No tingling sensation? :eek: