Got loads more round here, see if you can keep up with an MX-5 when it's run in!
Instead of turning right through 'that village' with the speed bump turn left and you have a long road, sorry autobahn, where I saw 13.5 things in my GT3, there is your challenge....obviously if you can be bothered to drive to Germany where 'that village' is....and of course it has an Autobahn running through it. I remember the village well as during the 13.5 things, I saw an old boy cycle out of his drive oblivious about 50 yards in front of me. I passed him at 'some' things and I still remember the wobble on his bike....but not a sign of disapproval, just carried on obliviously. That's, er, Germans for you I guess
If anyone from Cheltenham decodes this it might be made up and I'm sure inaccurate.