Bog Trolls

I remember seeing a big white eye look at me through a glory hole only to be followed by a few squirts of Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male.
 
I've seen quite a few, never think its right. Its on purpose I think, we're taking a momentary break from the fun outside, and see some black guy stuck in the poor state of the toilets. Its a trick for your gold!

but seriously lol, nearly everyone will use their own aftershave, wouldn't it just confuse your girl if you came back smelling different from the toilet?
 
Wow, I thought it was just this one guy in one of the clubs here. Looks like there's hundreds of them though, all with the same catchphrases and songs?

Gotta be some sort of training course for them lol.
 
Theyre better in Asia. Friendly blokes who actually clean the toilets, give you hot towels, aftershave, soap etc, tip them 50p and theyre happy. Especially good for when you have to take a dump and they make sure the toilet is spotless before you enter :D
 
This happened to me years ago;

I finished going to the toilet and there is this black guy peached on a stool with a table in front filled with aftershave bottles. I go to wash my hand but before I reach the taps hes turned them on. Same with the dryer. He then says do you want some spray? Before I can say no he has sprayed my neck saying "one for you", he then reaches down to below my stomach and goes "AND ONE FOR THE LADIES".
The spray left a mark on my trousers and I never wore them again and had to chucked them out.
 
They crack me up. but are ****ing annoying I must say!

They are mainly there to stop drugs,sex ect in the loo's but dam tehy should just leave it.

Our local one is just selling condoms all ngiht at £1 each! With some poor selection of cheap aftershave.
 
A bar called Driftwood in Glasgow I used to go to has one :( personally don't like it. I believe it's a step up from begging. They just sit there offering a paper towel for drying your hands and expect to get a tip of some sort ... I think not.
 
Nix said:
...and anyone taking a poo.

I laid the cable at some club in Bath once (the Cube?). The guy in there gave me a look of utter contempt when I finally came out (he'd been banging on the door for a while making the drop-off more uncomfortable than it already was and spraying air-freshener just outside) so I made sure I waffed the door a bit so he could share in the moment when I was done. As he was busy spraying more air freshener I nicked a lollipop and walked out.

That's how I roll, yo. :cool:
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So you left the toilets smelling like a zoo keepers brush AND piched a lollipop ?

( :D )

Folks, please don't use the term bog *** on here, it isn't a nice term.

I just politley decline.

That said, I stepped in while out in Newcastle a few years back when a drunk and very nasty bloke was hurling racial abuse at a fella and was having a go at him. I am not a fan of blinkered bigotry.
 
I was in a club in Plymouth about 5 years ago and they had a guy like this in there, at the time I was rather toasted, and thought "what a crap job" and gave him £20 and told him he needed to get something better (or words to that effect). He didn't say anything, and I didn't even take any perfume etc lol.
I hadn't realise they were everywhere!
Quick question, are they employees of the clubs or do they just let them in? Is it the same as flower sellers coming into clubs?
Also, gotta agree... this is verging on racist. Although the reason I imagine is that most guys in this country wouldn't want to stand in a bog and watch cocks all day. This has obviously come from the upmarket toilet attendant. I really don't like it either, your toilet has to be set up for a toilet attendant, not just some scabby bog in a crappy club.
 
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