Bog Trolls
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Gotta love the casual racism coming out of the walls...
Got them at my local at home (Leamington) and my favourite club at uni (Exeter). They both use the 'no splash no gash' line and offer a variety of cheap, ****ty colognes only a Persian would bathe in.
My beef is not so much that they're cadging in the toilets, but more that I'm a nervous pee-er. I can't use urinals unless I'm utterly wasted, terrible stage fright. So imagine trying to pee in a bathroom with one lone guy trying to strike up a ****ing conversation with me about the cologne he has which smells only marginally better than the urine he's standing in.
Got them at my local at home (Leamington) and my favourite club at uni (Exeter). They both use the 'no splash no gash' line and offer a variety of cheap, ****ty colognes only a Persian would bathe in.
My beef is not so much that they're cadging in the toilets, but more that I'm a nervous pee-er. I can't use urinals unless I'm utterly wasted, terrible stage fright. So imagine trying to pee in a bathroom with one lone guy trying to strike up a ****ing conversation with me about the cologne he has which smells only marginally better than the urine he's standing in.
But you're not in Rome (you're on a forum {with people who share an enthusiasm for computers [called OcUK]}).
Now, if I only had a strange staring image, my subtle humour would be complete.
But we're not in rome. We're in the bogs in England.
Indeed, the Bog **** in my local clubs make my blood boil too. The last thing you want when you go to the toilet is some scrote breaking all the taps except the one in front of his stand and hassling you when you want to get back out to the beer a burgers.
They do stop people shagging and fights in the toilets though
...and anyone taking a poo.
I laid the cable at some club in Bath once (the Cube?). The guy in there gave me a look of utter contempt when I finally came out (he'd been banging on the door for a while making the drop-off more uncomfortable than it already was and spraying air-freshener just outside) so I made sure I waffed the door a bit so he could share in the moment when I was done. As he was busy spraying more air freshener I nicked a lollipop and walked out.
That's how I roll, yo.
...and anyone taking a poo.
I laid the cable at some club in Bath once (the Cube?). The guy in there gave me a look of utter contempt when I finally came out (he'd been banging on the door for a while making the drop-off more uncomfortable than it already was and spraying air-freshener just outside) so I made sure I waffed the door a bit so he could share in the moment when I was done. As he was busy spraying more air freshener I nicked a lollipop and walked out.
That's how I roll, yo.
That dump must have been made with epic amounts of win.
lol
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