Boring Facebook updates thread

[easyrider]

Amy Winehouse is dad. Congrats!

I got this in my feed

 

[DJ_Martin]

Amy Winehouse is dad. Congrats!

I got this in my feed

Amy Winehouse is your Dad?

 

[easyrider]

no, far worse. something along the lines of

'Gudnite all my luverly facebookers!! luv u all xxx'

Shudder

 

[stickman1]

"Things I Have In Common With Flo-Rida: The club can’t even handle us right now. Important Differences: The club can’t handle him because he is too awesome. The club can’t handle me on the other hand because I’ve had 10 vodka Red Bulls and have managed to misplace my pants."

This is the least terrible thing I've read on bookface.

verry funny.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

"just doing some housework, then off for a nice bath"

Honestly? Not a **** is given at those updates. Weirdly they seem to happen so much I can't imagine who is seeing that message and thinking "wow, this is interesting news. I'm glad I am in contact with this person" :/

I've resorted to posting outrageous updates just evoke a reaction. It works

 

[Castiel]

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes I'm sorry I neglected you for so long...

Get a grip and just eat your breakfast ffs

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes is serious business.....

 

[MaX_PoWah]

Surely the worst posts are "dinner is ready" to someones partner.. i mean what ?

 

[easyrider]

Lets all click on top news an see what we get

 

[secretspy]

no, far worse. something along the lines of

'Gudnite all my luverly facebookers!! luv u all xxx'

Ahh that's all the rage with celebs on twitter. Davina McCall does it a lot.

 

[Castiel]

One really annoying one is: 'Amy Winehouse is dead '

Damn!

When did that happen.........




*goes into faux mourning for no apparent reason whatsoever*

 

[Castiel]

Lets all click on top news an see what we get

After a few good litres of cider,and much discusion....myself and mr Bowles Have concluded keith moon to be to b 1 of the best drummers,and the WHO ..to be one of the best best bands of all times...whos with us??

 

[easyrider]

Good morning, let the cleaning commence!

 

[Macky]

A funny game (very immature) on FB is to tag your mates in very ugly girls photo's. Yep, I'm 16.

 

[Bumhug]

Lets all click on top news an see what we get

If i see Airbourne ever again, it will be way too soon. What a load of ****

 

[easyrider]

After a few good litres of cider,and much discusion....myself and mr Bowles Have concluded keith moon to be to b 1 of the best drummers,and the WHO ..to be one of the best best bands of all times...whos with us??

Everyone knows its John Bonham

 

[Emphacy]

"I just ate a quiche. Cheese one from Sainsbury's! Quite nice actually."

Please note; I added grammar to that.

As for Top News:

Phone and laptops broke, literally on the brink of suicide.

 

[PermaBanned]

To be fair i usually pick my friends well...

 

[stickman1]

Would now be a good time to mention openbook?

http://youropenbook.org/

Try 'muslims', 'gay', 'not racist but' or any other term you might find interesting in the search bar and stare in wonder at the secrets revealed.

"!So this is the situation 4am ****ed as a fart walk pass 14 stunning drunken half naked polish girls me and my mate stop we then get invited to join but 1 rule we must also be naked I say not bother we don't stand a chance so ****ed of to bed yyyyyyy!!!! That's how James brown rolls 'gay' test!!!! "

priceless!!!!

 

[easyrider]

Please note; I added grammar to that.

 

[Castiel]

Everyone knows its John Bonham

To be fair the person doing the status is hammered......


Besides I thought it was Phil Collins.......

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