Boring Facebook updates thread
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Current "Top News" for me is
Mr X: Loves bumming Marcus all night long he os just epic mmm mmm mmm hope o don't get preggers
That'll be someone who left themselves logged in then....
EDIT - medically impossible too.
Mr X: Loves bumming Marcus all night long he os just epic mmm mmm mmm hope o don't get preggers
That'll be someone who left themselves logged in then....
EDIT - medically impossible too.
One of my pet hates, fraping. Probably because people tend to take it too far...
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A funny game (very immature) on FB is to tag your mates in very ugly girls photo's. Yep, I'm 16.
I used to do that all the time!
Hahaha, got my mate once with something like this...
Changed his name to: Phil MyCrackin.
Created an event for: Newcastle GayBar Nightly, Tonight at 11pm and invited most of his male friends.
Changed his Interested In to Men.
And for the status: "I've just had a massive poo, and is now ready for anal, sexual awakening here I come"
Had his family texting him saying his FB was hacked.
Hahaha, got my mate once with something like this...
Changed his name to: Phil MyCrackin.
Created an event for: Newcastle GayBar Nightly, Tonight at 11pm and invited most of his male friends.
Changed his Interested In to Men.
And for the status: "I've just had a massive poo, and is now ready for anal, sexual awakening here I come"
Had his family texting him saying his FB was hacked.
That's all well and good, but when you have people getting into your facebook and posting on one of your ex's walls saying "OMG I LOVE YOU I WANT TO GET BACK WITH YOU XXXXXX" e.t.c it does get tiresome.
Especially as she is in remission from Leukaemia.
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Hahaha, got my mate once with something like this...
Changed his name to: Phil MyCrackin.
Created an event for: Newcastle GayBar Nightly, Tonight at 11pm and invited most of his male friends.
Changed his Interested In to Men.
And for the status: "I've just had a massive poo, and is now ready for anal, sexual awakening here I come"
Had his family texting him saying his FB was hacked.
EPIC!
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You wouldnt belive it but someones had a baby ! it's a first.
My most recent status got 5 likes!
Walking through London, eating my sandwich, it's all good...that's until I realise that one of my mother's mammoth hairs is dislodged in between my teeth. With no mirrors in sight, it called for extreme measures. By extreme measures, I mean running to find the dingiest, darkest corner in London and spewing up in public. At the age of 21, this might be God telling me to start making my own lunches.
Walking through London, eating my sandwich, it's all good...that's until I realise that one of my mother's mammoth hairs is dislodged in between my teeth. With no mirrors in sight, it called for extreme measures. By extreme measures, I mean running to find the dingiest, darkest corner in London and spewing up in public. At the age of 21, this might be God telling me to start making my own lunches.
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Next one down is a mates gf asking him to take down his profile pic as they are doing the shocker and her mum might see it ask questions....
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[FnG]magnolia;19660085 said:
I know, where do you even get a mammoth in this day and age?
My most recent status got 5 likes!
That's another thing i hate...people using FB as a popularity contest.I have actually heard someone say "I have more friends on FB than you" As if it matters or something