BREAKING: Paris landmark, Notre Dame Cathedral, is on fire!

What are they building these cathedrals out of? Firelighters.

Cathedral in Nantes now had a fire.

You do know that wood burns, right? In fact wood has been the source of fire for human beings ever since the first caveman decided to rub two sticks together for fun and had the shock of his life.

Vote name change to "sillyeuropa" for that one...
 
Is nothing sacred anymore?

Notre-Dame interior faces woke 'Disney' revamp

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-n...ing-woke-disneyland-controversial-renovation/

Under the proposed changes, confessional boxes, altars and classical sculptures will be replaced with modern art murals, and new sound and light effects to create “emotional spaces”.

There will be themed chapels on a “discovery trail”, with an emphasis on Africa and Asia, while quotes from the Bible will be projected onto chapel walls in various languages, including Mandarin.
 
You'd have thought God would have taken more care of his worship temples.

Never understood why they put lightning conductors on churches either.... Just shows a lack of faith.

:D

When I was working as an apprentice in Holland, I worked alongside another apprentice who was a bit... morally loose, shall we say.

Over the period of a few months there were recurring articles in the town's newspaper about someone who had been nicking the copper lightning conductors off roofs of buildings, including the town hospital, town hall, and load of others. Then this fellow apprentice suddenly disappeared and nobody knew where to find him until the local paper had a front page article about the copper nicker. There was a photo of his E30 316i and a trailer right next to a church, turns out he was nicking the copper all along. He would use bolt cutters to cut out the 2m lengths between the brackets used to fix it to the roofs, then chuck it down in to the trailer, until one day he fell off the church's roof, in to his trailer and impaled himself on a piece of copper. He survived with rather severe injuries and was jailed for a few years.

Seems that God didn't tolerate his shenanigans :p
 
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