Soldato
Mmmm the smell of a hot steam engine.lordedmond said:
Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!
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Soldato
I've heard these whippersnapper talk about np3 players. Give me a gramaphone anyday.
Man of Honour
Minster for Whisky is the department that Lt General Bigstan runs so well. A veteran of the long running Whisky Wars of Peterhead in the 1980's, Stan has been in many a whisky fuelled war and the Governent benefits greatly from his almost divine like whisky vision. Managing Directors' of distillers that make blends are hunted down by his elite assassins' and summarily shot. Distilleries that make malts are looked after. Welsh distilleries are burned down.
Here is Lt General Bigstan in the 1980's, with a forced smile standing next to former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. She was ousted by a military coup 5 minutes later.
As Forestry Minister, we have Major Treefrog. He has the responsibility of climbing trees so that listening devices, cunningly designed as frisbees, can be placed in gardens and parks around the country so that valuable inteligence can be gleaned and Miss Smith's bathroom window can be spied on. Here is Major Treefrog at the Cabinet Christmas party last year with some of his birds.
Here is Lt General Bigstan in the 1980's, with a forced smile standing next to former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. She was ousted by a military coup 5 minutes later.
As Forestry Minister, we have Major Treefrog. He has the responsibility of climbing trees so that listening devices, cunningly designed as frisbees, can be placed in gardens and parks around the country so that valuable inteligence can be gleaned and Miss Smith's bathroom window can be spied on. Here is Major Treefrog at the Cabinet Christmas party last year with some of his birds.
Von Smallhausen said:
I knew there would be a job for me
Stan
Man of Honour
Bigstan said:I knew there would be a job for me
Stan
The perfect job too Stan.
Have another medal.
Soldato
*yawns and streeeetches*
What have I missed? Partied till dawn, had to catch some sleep. Some of us dont need Senokot to remind us to get up in the morning
What have I missed? Partied till dawn, had to catch some sleep. Some of us dont need Senokot to remind us to get up in the morning
Man of Honour
Morning??
Man of Honour
Pebbles said:*yawns and streeeetches*
What have I missed? Partied till dawn, had to catch some sleep. Some of us dont need Senokot to remind us to get up in the morning
Tart !
Soldato
Oh is that the time???? My bad
Soldato
Von Smallhausen said:Tart !
Easy fella, can;t have a man of your age getting overexcited. Do they make tena lady for men??
Man of Honour
Pebbles said:
Tena lady ?
More like ten ladies, I still have my virility I will have you know, pffffft !
You cheeky Essex wench !
Soldato
Von Smallhausen said:Tena lady ?
More like ten ladies, I still have my virility I will have you know, pffffft !
You cheeky Essex wench !
Any old git can swallow a little blue pill Von. Chemically induced virility is nothing to be proud of.
Man of Honour
Pebbles said:
Pfffffffffft. * rage *
I need to swallow no blue pills thank you !
Unlike some who swallow Lambrini and Bellabrusco Essex vintage, not to mention Snowball ! * retch *
Man of Honour
At that rate you'll be OCC before you know it.Pebbles said:Oh is that the time???? My bad
Man of Honour
Gilly said:
She already is Gilly, she lies about her age.
Soldato
Gilly said:
Wash your mouth out!!
Von Smallhausen said:
Well no, your daynurse, Malcolm, grinds them down to a powder I've heard, for ease of swallowing. Malcolm is such a treasure.
Man of Honour
Pebbles said:
Whats that love ? I'm hard of hearing !
Malcolm is your treasure and is easy to swallow ?
Speak up dearie !
Soldato
Von Smallhausen said:
Ahhh, a slur campaign. Your party finally shows its true, and frankly unsurprising colours.
Brynn honey, I've decided on a position I'd quite like
...Minister for dirtdigging, mudslinging and general skeleton-in-closet revealing. I believe I'm more than qualified.*rolls sleeves up*
Man of Honour
Don't you need to be able to keep up to be able to hold down an official position? I reckon having to get up this late rules you out of any seat of power.
Fur-lined slippers and a tartan blanket for you missy.
Fur-lined slippers and a tartan blanket for you missy.