Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!
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Caporegime
Gilly said:
Young Lad Gilly, are you wanting to join the YUC?
I need a Minister in charge of Entertainment
Man of Honour
It would be for you. It didn't turn out that way for kreacherMuban said:
Soldato
Oi im Hugh Hefner!
Caporegime
Dangerous said:
Your my porn minister, also in charge of screening our cheerleaders
Gilly would be in charge of music + television
Permabanned
Make sure you charge 'em extra for that.Muban said:
Soldato
Can i film it? Could make some good propaganda.
Man of Honour
Folks, the OCC military junta, starting with our imperious leader, Field Marshal Beserker, the El Presidente.
This man runs the country. Simple as. All bow.
Next is the Deputy El Presidente. He is Major General fatiain. He also has responsibility of feeding the populace with lager, pies and kebabs. His penchant for expensive cognac and cheap tarts is highly secret.
We have the illustrious Foreign Minister next. Brigadier General Zip. He has the portfolio for causing aggro abroad. The feared intelligence service Covert Human Action Voice, or CHAV, is under his command.
Next, you have my good self, Colonel Von Smallhausen, as Minister for the Interior and Propaganda. It is my responsibility that the populace have no freedom of thought, speech or anything really. They cannot take a Forrest Gump without my express permission. My Secret Police Action Massive, or SPAM, ensure my will and that of the Government is enforced. I have call girls brought to ministerial quarters on the hour, however this is not true.
Next, we have Defence Minister, Colonel lordedmond. This man is responsible for the defence of the realm and also for procurement of charvers' for cannon fodder and cheap MiGs from the Russians. He is a veteran of the legendary White Swan pub battle in 1998, taking a pool cue to the head in the melee. A true hero.
A further list of OCC ministers shall be published later.
This man runs the country. Simple as. All bow.
Next is the Deputy El Presidente. He is Major General fatiain. He also has responsibility of feeding the populace with lager, pies and kebabs. His penchant for expensive cognac and cheap tarts is highly secret.
We have the illustrious Foreign Minister next. Brigadier General Zip. He has the portfolio for causing aggro abroad. The feared intelligence service Covert Human Action Voice, or CHAV, is under his command.
Next, you have my good self, Colonel Von Smallhausen, as Minister for the Interior and Propaganda. It is my responsibility that the populace have no freedom of thought, speech or anything really. They cannot take a Forrest Gump without my express permission. My Secret Police Action Massive, or SPAM, ensure my will and that of the Government is enforced. I have call girls brought to ministerial quarters on the hour, however this is not true.
Next, we have Defence Minister, Colonel lordedmond. This man is responsible for the defence of the realm and also for procurement of charvers' for cannon fodder and cheap MiGs from the Russians. He is a veteran of the legendary White Swan pub battle in 1998, taking a pool cue to the head in the melee. A true hero.
A further list of OCC ministers shall be published later.
Soldato
Yey! 
I can't wait to see me. ;P
I can't wait to see me. ;P
Soldato
You're all doing very well
/shaky voice
*waves umbrella*
/shaky voice
*waves umbrella*
Man of Honour
Next, we have the Ministers for Education and the Minister For Transport.
Lt Colonel Phog has ben likened physically to wanted cigarette smuggler and copier of DVD's Osama Bin Laden and Colonel Aliboy has been likened to Bert off Sesame Street, however there are no foundations to these rumours whatsoever.
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The youth of this country benefit directly from Phog's policies of shopping anyone who criticises anything at all to do with our revered government, where they are taken to the beach, stripped, rubbed with a cheesegrater and doused in salt. Do not criticise our revered military government. You have been warned.
Col Aliboy runs our envied transport system, where convicted criminals pull rickshaws for 5 shillings and a bowl of dripping a week. If they refuse this, they are placed in one of Col Von Smallhausen's work programmes where they are kicked in.
Lt Colonel Phog has ben likened physically to wanted cigarette smuggler and copier of DVD's Osama Bin Laden and Colonel Aliboy has been likened to Bert off Sesame Street, however there are no foundations to these rumours whatsoever.
The youth of this country benefit directly from Phog's policies of shopping anyone who criticises anything at all to do with our revered government, where they are taken to the beach, stripped, rubbed with a cheesegrater and doused in salt. Do not criticise our revered military government. You have been warned.
Col Aliboy runs our envied transport system, where convicted criminals pull rickshaws for 5 shillings and a bowl of dripping a week. If they refuse this, they are placed in one of Col Von Smallhausen's work programmes where they are kicked in.
Soldato
LOL! Sounds all very erotic!
Soldato
Did I miss something? I went to bed early with a good book.
Only woke up 7 times for a pee in the night, another quiet one then. Shame I had to go 8 times
Only woke up 7 times for a pee in the night, another quiet one then. Shame I had to go 8 times
Soldato
You're all doing very well
/shaky voice
*waves umbrella*
/shaky voice
*waves umbrella*
Associate
i think i qualify as a member at 58 ( 59 this week )
may be i am the elder statesman
stand back fo older members
may be i am the elder statesman
stand back fo older members
