Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

Would you elderly types like some help running your "democratically elected Government" ;)

I can do lots of stuff, slowly of course and only one thing at a time.

Must go now, it's time for my saps “Nurse, where are my teeth”.

Stan :)
 
Nice idea there Muban ...... the cane eh? ...... should attract most of the public school chaps to our position.

Marvelous piece of work Mr Von Smallhausen; especially after the pub.

Someone give Cybermyk a hand would you ..... he seems to be trying to clamber aboard the bandwagon.

Welcome Bigstan ..... Your many talents will be most useful ..... report to uncle Von for post allocation.

A warm welcome also for our krau ........erm German friend Mr Luke15.

Woodsy2k appears to be borderline ...... dont let the propaganda put you off .... we don't even make you wear socks with sandals let alone do anything with your turnups.
Also ..... at least you drank Malt and not Absinthe or After Shock **** so you are really half way there.

Mr Rotty! nice to see you Sir ...... good move with the motor there ..... maybe we can get your Volvo on order for when you've settled in? .... if not, you may of course keep your BMW, just make sure it's well out of sight ...... these TWOCers from YUC will be trying to get there sticky little mits on it, otherwise.
 
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Mr Rotty! nice to see you Sir ...... good move with the motor there ..... maybe we can get your Volvo on order for when you've settled in? .... if not, you may of course keep your BMW, just make sure it's well out of sight ...... these TWOCers from YUC will be trying to get there sticky little mits on it, otherwise.
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I already have a set of Volvo badges on order , I have taken to driving it wearing a sheapskin coat and dearstalker hat . hopefully these measures should keep it's true identity secret
 
Rotty said:
I already have a set of Volvo badges on order , I have taken to driving it wearing a sheapskin coat and dearstalker hat . hopefully these measures should keep it's true identity secret
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Dont forget the caravan fogey :p
 
Brynn said:
We will never surrender!

Our numbers may not match yours, but we have youth and enthusiasm on our side.
All you have on your side, is a collostomy bag
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It's Colostomy young man - only 1 L (maybe I should be part of the grammer police).....

......and turn your music down, it's not as if you can make out the words anyway - back in my day.......Zzzzz

Stan :)

It was deliberate.
 
Bigstan said:
It's Colostomy young man - only 1 L (maybe I should be part of the grammer police).....

......and turn your music down, it's not as if you can make out the words anyway - back in my day.......Zzzzz

Stan :)

It was deliberate.
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Go back to sleep gramps!

Go listen to your vinyls, and go put on your slippers and smoke your pipe and sit by the fire.

Your nothing but a drain to this country! we are the future, we will be paying your pensions, we will be working to keep you all in the life you are accustomed to.


Honourable Principle-Dictator for life Brynn Suggests raising the retierment age to 100
 
Brynn said:
Go back to sleep gramps!

Go listen to your vinyls, and go put on your slippers and smoke your pipe and sit by the fire.

Your nothing but a drain to this country! we are the future, we will be paying your pensions, we will be working to keep you all in the life you are accustomed to.


Honourable Principle-Dictator for life Brynn Suggests raising the retierment age to 100
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This callow youth has some good points; I'm all for YUC keeping us senior members ........ he went and spoiled it with that last part.
 
Good deliberate mistake there stan ....... they haven't spotted it yet. lol

It should keep 'em away from our tunnelling for a while ......







YEAH! and all that THUMP, THUMP bass ........ used to have tunes in my day.


Sunday night at the London Paladium ....... now there was entertainment!
 
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Wonder if I should close this thread. See what the fogies do. They're already revolting so what else could they do? Shake their collective walking sticks/zimmers at me? :p
 
Gilly said:
Wonder if I should close this thread. See what the fogies do. They're already revolting so what else could they do? Shake their collective walking sticks/zimmers at me? :p
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You young hooligan. If I was 20 years younger (and 4 stone lighter :o ), I'd thrash you to within an inch of your life. Now get off home before I clip you round the ear you scallywag.

Stan :)
 
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