Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

All females are welcome in OCC (smooth eh?) ;)
We are all honourable men, not like those perv's who would treat you like a hippo. We can even iron our own stuff too. (maybe not quite as smooth) :D
We do appreciate the company of ladies though so feel free to join and make suggestions.
 
I have formed a defactors group.

You are welcome here if you fall into the OCC age group. But you are mentally a YUC.

You know who you are, you are welcome here with open arms.
I have a pseudo-code for it

If
age >= 30
and mental age <= 10
then display "you are a YUC at Heart"
else
end
 
Brynn said:
I have formed a defactors group.

You are welcome here if you fall into the OCC age group. But you are mentally a YUC.

You know who you are, you are welcome here with open arms.
I have a pseudo-code for it

If
age >= 30
and mental age <= 10
then display "you are a YUC at Heart"
else
end
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Hmmmm.

* takes a good look at himself *
 
Go! Go! you hateful defActors ..... never darken our doors again.



lol


Mind you, we may have a couple of deaf actors you could use.
 
In true Orwellian style, I would like to be Minister for Peace and Crap Fizzy Beer and Diet Foodstuffs.

(i.e. War and Real Beer and Pies)
 
Well Mr Von Smallhausen, if I count true the figures are thus:

Fatian. Proposed as Minister for War/peace,Real fizzy beer (Ale) and dietry foodstuffs (pies) ..... I think that he maybe spreading himself a bit thin though with all those responsibilities.

gc123.

Berserker.

lordedmond.

Von Smallhausen. Proposed minister of the interior, larger and Nik Naks ...... we may have to modify the title.

Muban. (stand back! that man!)

manor.

singist.

Zip. Honourary mascot and undercover spy.

melm0.

phog.

William.

Some of the above are distinctly under age, so we'll need to keep a close eye on them but the rest seem genuine and full of good cheer etc.

Suggestions for ministry names and posts etc gratefully received.
 
fatiain said:
Thin? Me? Never!!
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Maybe putting you in charge of pies is not the best idea ...... now then, lets see, who might be good in charge of pies and kitchen stuff ? ..

You sorted this out yet Mr Smallhausen? We expect this organisation to run like a well oiled machine once you've fine tuned the ministries etc.

Talking of well oiled ..... what happened to that vintage Port you were handing round Mr fatian?
 
Fatian. Proposed as Minister for War/peace,Real fizzy beer (Ale) and dietry foodstuffs (pies) ..... I think that he maybe spreading himself a bit thin though with all those responsibilities.

gc123. Minister of Numeracy

Berserker. El Presidente

lordedmond. Minister of Defence

Von Smallhausen. Proposed minister of the interior, larger and Nik Naks ...... we may have to modify the title.

Muban. (stand back! that man!) Minister of Photography.

manor. Minister of Vinyl Records

singist. Ministry of Education, Grammar and Spelling

Zip. Honourary mascot and undercover spy. Deputy El Presidente then.

melm0. Minister of Gaming

phog. Minister for Weather and Propaganda

William. Minister of Pornography
 
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count me in

pipe and slippers at the ready along with some stories about the good old days of tory government :)
 
Otacon said:
We need a pornography minister Byrnn.
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We do, if you have more than 5 gig of porn you are eligable.
more than 10, you get your own big breasted secretary
 
fatiain said:
In true Orwellian style, I would like to be Minister for Peace and Crap Fizzy Beer and Diet Foodstuffs.

(i.e. War and Real Beer and Pies)
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Can I be fatiain's assistant? I could help with, erm, pie tasting? :D
 
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