Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

As an official "grumpy old man" at the right old age of 31 I feel the need to offer my services to the OCC.

I have the slippers, and the attitude to take us to the next government.

Bloody whippersnappers, can I be Home Secretary and Minister of Boobie Education?

Oh and Minister of Fat Chick Inspection as well. :D Minister of Crap Religions?

Off for a pint of real ale, toodle hoo!
 
I would also like to be a member of the OCC :D

A little about me ...

Age 39.
I can sing along to a surprising amount of Jim Reeves songs
I love to talk about the good ol' days
I think policemen ARE looking younger these days
My ear and nasal hair has started to grow at an alarming rate
I can't dance
I'm not as flexible as I used to be
I own a cardigan :eek:
 
Oooh, I'm torn. The OCC has the number advantage, but I have a feeling that the meetings are going to involve sweaty quiches and a vague smell of wee in the air. However, YUK has yoooof on it's side,....tough choice.

I'm going to have to decide the only truly democratic way.....*refers to rogues gallery*
 
Has a cut off age been established? I may be looked upon as (relatively ;)) young, but I do love a good whinge. Reading the paper. In my dressing gown. And slippers.
 
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