Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

Who can resist this picture of El-Presidente-Dictator for life

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Come over to the OCC Pebbles, we don't do quiches and I've had a word with feek about his incontinence problem .... (we think it's the Speckled Hen that does it.) but in any event, we have some very nice aerosols (yes, I said aerosols; stop giggling!)

Some of us can still raise a .........











smile every now and then, despite those pesky little beggars.


ps. we can organise child care too...... (that should swing it) ;)
 
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Gods Grandad here.
The YUC don't stand a chance now.
I will win all arguments by using my age against you.
(there are older but being old they don't post very often)

I will be pornography minister because I still have my Swedish Erotica collection featuring Aunt Peg, Seka, Desiree Cousteau, John Holmes etc and think porn has gone downbank since then.
 
As minister of weather and for some reason propaganda, i feel a statement is needed.

Tomorrow we shall see the hottest weather in February since 1893. Temperatures will smash the 100 degree barrier causing all the youths of today to bring out their skimpy swimming costumes. The reports of old men watching from their windows are unreliable. There is nothing to see here.
 
How nice of you to join us Mr dmpoole; I believe that the post that you're after has been filled, though, I'm not sure if the old black and white pics in Health and Efficiency count as porn anymore.

Do come through and see if there's anything that Mr Von Smallhausen can do for you.
 
My, the potential for hilarious antics are almost limitless.

What bonza japes and top hole wheezes are on the horizon then chaps?
 
Brynn, the picture has so very nearly swung it for me, your creative use of rubber items is just inspiring. But Singist's promises of childcare is extremely tempting. What is your stance on my proposed bill to insist that all mums go back to work, enabled by the mandatory provision of a swedish au pair called Christoffer??
 
Damned stairlift broke down on the way to the toilet. Its took the home help ages to get the smell off the landing. But I've finally come back here to witness....

What day is it?

That Marshall Mathers lad has got nothing on George Forenby. Our George can play a mean ukulele and still grill a chicken breast with less fat.
 
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My, the potential for hilarious antics are almost limitless.

What bonza japes and top hole wheezes are on the horizon then chaps?
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We are reclaiming the streets! ...... or rather, these fabulous forums; we're going to wrest (they'll have to look that up) control from these wet behind the ears kiddies.
 
I want to be in charge of something :D

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I propose that the OCC have a standard dress code (uniform) that we abide to.
I think that tartan slippers are a must for the evening wear along with a decent house coat (although you could really wear that at any time).
 
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